santa clause

a thing made up by parents so that their kids will idolize him and become fat and red and stupid. than when they find he's not real, they go into denial and eat even more and then blow up.

Mom:hey fatty, santa told me to tell you that the only way youll get your presents is if you eat a lot.
Fatty:mom im soo full though.
Mom:I SAID EAT YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT!!
Fatty:ok ok i'm sorrryy....BOOOOOM!!
Mom:HAhahaha WooHoo!
Father:Wow that was a bigger explosion than te last one.
Mom:Dum shits

by orange March 12, 2005

Schlemm

Homosexual with a big nose but small penis.

Mark Schlemm

by Orange May 24, 2004

xolof

a home made form of Zoloft. It is much more potent then Zoloft and is used to prevent hardcore emo kids from slitting their wrists and blacking their eyes.

i should hook that emo kid up with some xolof, he looks like hes going to kill himself

by orange April 18, 2005

Tastyhumanburgers

Slang used by pedophiles to mean little boys.

Your kid is a Tastyhumanburger

by Orange September 25, 2003

poopshoot

a stupid word for the hole in an ass.

Your mom takes it up the poopshoot

by orange March 13, 2005

OwlManAtt

James Hawkings. Ruthless. Likes eating kittens and catapulting the rest of the human race into volcanos; asshat

Owlmanatt was eating a kitten while he catapulted me into a volcano, therefore he is an asshat.

by Orange October 05, 2003

perfect

(Ashley Rosen)
having no flaws. unable to make better. two destined for one another. perfect match. complete love within two.

Ashley Rosen and Kevin Camara are the most perfect couple in the world.
Ash your all i need and all i could ever want. I Love You sooooo Much!!
Monkey loves you!!

by orange March 13, 2005