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Schlavfel 

A word that can give full meaning to the complicated emotion of love. It can patch any wound, dry any tear, crack a smile, and inspire a kiss. Its a rare find but something everyone should experience at least once.
Schlavfel is everlasting.
Schlavfel by Sunshine040808 September 26, 2009

schmalfeldt 

Internet term. Verb. To invalidate your overly liberal position in an online debate by making veiled threats against the life or sexual dignity of your opponent's spouse or child, or faked threats against your own life.
Wow, dude just totally schmalfeldted himself!
schmalfeldt by LeroyOddswatch March 7, 2014

Schlameel 

someone who tends to make the wrong decisions or ruin everything- also see mush , schlamufde
"What a schlameel!?!"
Schlameel by Neil, Joe, Bryan June 18, 2008

Schlaefli 

a small growth which is surprisingly hard to get rid off once it has a decent hold on you. Can be easily distracted with the use of bright lights, screens or video games.
Jamie: Dude is that a Schlaefli on your back?

Henry: Yeah dont worry i'll offer him Call of Duty when i get home.
Schlaefli by Henrehhhhhh October 24, 2009
The gross last sips of beer that are left in your bottle if you have taken to long to drink it and the heat from your hands has made the beer warm and nearly undrinkable.
I want another beer, but unfortunately I have to drink this schlaffel first...
schlaffel by GineSharts December 15, 2008
To make out with six sec 1s at a dance
Guy 1:"Alex schnavelled last night"
Guy 2:"We have to put him down"
Schnavel by boss69preet January 9, 2014