Schlaefli 

a small growth which is surprisingly hard to get rid off once it has a decent hold on you. Can be easily distracted with the use of bright lights, screens or video games.

Jamie: Dude is that a Schlaefli on your back?

Henry: Yeah dont worry i'll offer him Call of Duty when i get home.

Schlaefli by Henrehhhhhh October 24, 2009

Schnarfling 

Eating someones ass from behind when they're down on all fours with their five finger hole presenting taintly to your tantalizing senses, shoving your nose into their five finger ass hole and chowing down with your head moving uncontrollably and making the noise that resembles 'Schnarfling', also see Snarf that fucking annoying character from Thundercats, he eats dirty ass holes and loves to Schnarfle

She put four to the floor and I schnarfled her five finger hole and bubounded my face around life a drill piece in her buttcheeks, she had just the perfect amount of ass hole hair to taste the perfect taint. I schnarfled that hot tainty ass then ate Schwarma and pretended to be one of the Avengers, a brave mighty ass hole eating every day hero. Schnarfling, best day ever!

Schnarfling by cestlavieskt October 14, 2023

Schlafling 

Schlafling (verb) – Silently holding a reprehensible opinion, because you know that opinion makes you a garbage human and you don’t want anyone to know what a garbage human you are.

“I think my boss voted for Trump, but he won’t admit it. He’s schlafling.”

Schlafling by NotReallyMaeWest December 1, 2016

Schleffing 

1.When a reptile or bird sheds its skin or feathers.

2.The time of the month, when the female uterus goes through menstruation.

1.My bird is schleffing.

2.Jill is going through her schleffing period.

3.My bird, Jill, is schleffing.(using an english accent with this phrase, may cause confusion)

Schleffing by Craigster February 11, 2008

Schlaffin 

1. To do uber badass stuff on a regular basis, must already be considered an Ultimate Badass

2. During a blaze session arranged in a circle of tokers, one holds onto the piece and tells an epic story, forgetting to take a hit and pass the piece.

3. To be extremely good at life

1. He's schlaffin, always talking smack and backing it up.

2. Awesome story bro, but dude quit schlaffin and pass that ish.
3. He always succeeds at everything he does, he's straight schlaffin.

Schlaffin by Dudearonomy14! June 6, 2015

Phyllis Schlafly 

A woman who was anti-feminist and actively stopped the passage of the ERA. Successfully weakened the huge wave of cancer or feminism.

Bob: Wasn't Phyllis Schlafly a fucking hypocrite? My history teacher said that she was a bitch.
Milo: No she helped stopped feminism from growing.
Bob: Oh shit nvm lol. She's a fucking savior!
Milo: Hail Phyllis Schlafly!
Bob: Hail Phyllis Schlafly!

Phyllis Schlafly by Lizard boi July 18, 2018

schlaffi

1. adj.Limp. Without stimulation. (antonym: whiskey-dick)
2. n. Drop-kick of a human being. Liability to the DNA pool.

"Just finger-bomb yourself; I've gone schlaffi!"

schlaffi by kris December 6, 2004