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Schnarfling 

Eating someones ass from behind when they're down on all fours with their five finger hole presenting taintly to your tantalizing senses, shoving your nose into their five finger ass hole and chowing down with your head moving uncontrollably and making the noise that resembles 'Schnarfling', also see Snarf that fucking annoying character from Thundercats, he eats dirty ass holes and loves to Schnarfle
She put four to the floor and I schnarfled her five finger hole and bubounded my face around life a drill piece in her buttcheeks, she had just the perfect amount of ass hole hair to taste the perfect taint. I schnarfled that hot tainty ass then ate Schwarma and pretended to be one of the Avengers, a brave mighty ass hole eating every day hero. Schnarfling, best day ever!

Schlafling 

Schlafling (verb) – Silently holding a reprehensible opinion, because you know that opinion makes you a garbage human and you don’t want anyone to know what a garbage human you are.
“I think my boss voted for Trump, but he won’t admit it. He’s schlafling.”
Schlafling by NotReallyMaeWest December 1, 2016

Schleffing 

1.When a reptile or bird sheds its skin or feathers.

2.The time of the month, when the female uterus goes through menstruation.
1.My bird is schleffing.

2.Jill is going through her schleffing period.

3.My bird, Jill, is schleffing.(using an english accent with this phrase, may cause confusion)
Schleffing by Craigster February 11, 2008

Schlaffin 

1. To do uber badass stuff on a regular basis, must already be considered an Ultimate Badass

2. During a blaze session arranged in a circle of tokers, one holds onto the piece and tells an epic story, forgetting to take a hit and pass the piece.

3. To be extremely good at life
1. He's schlaffin, always talking smack and backing it up.

2. Awesome story bro, but dude quit schlaffin and pass that ish.
3. He always succeeds at everything he does, he's straight schlaffin.
Schlaffin by Dudearonomy14! June 6, 2015

Phyllis Schlafly 

A woman who was anti-feminist and actively stopped the passage of the ERA. Successfully weakened the huge wave of cancer or feminism.
Bob: Wasn't Phyllis Schlafly a fucking hypocrite? My history teacher said that she was a bitch.
Milo: No she helped stopped feminism from growing.
Bob: Oh shit nvm lol. She's a fucking savior!
Milo: Hail Phyllis Schlafly!
Bob: Hail Phyllis Schlafly!
Phyllis Schlafly by Lizard boi July 18, 2018
1. adj.Limp. Without stimulation. (antonym: whiskey-dick)
2. n. Drop-kick of a human being. Liability to the DNA pool.
"Just finger-bomb yourself; I've gone schlaffi!"
schlaffi by kris December 6, 2004
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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