Schaufeled 

When you hit the pin on the bounce during a round of golf.

Crazy! He just Schaufeled that!

Schaufeled by Sperry532 June 19, 2021

Schaufler 

Popular German surnam that means cross-eyed farmer. Schauf- german for farming tool (Shovel). Immigrants from the 1830s to the midwest, mostly IL. Furthermore,Scholars have noted that the German's are responsible for a person's ability to become cross-eyed. There is even reason to believe that crop circles are the result of a farmer of German decent who wandered around in circles while tilling. Many girls of German decent are gorgeous, but they have this flaw.

Is that hot girl lookin at me, you, or that guy behind her? I dunno dude, she's a Schaufler and its creepin me out.

Schaufler by loopvinny84 February 9, 2009

schmuffeled 

Getting thrown off of a moving vehicle...going 30 mph

Like Sitting on the back of your ex-girlfriend's car, her taking off going 30 mph with you sitting on the trunk. Then, you get schmuffeled and your body slides on the not so loving concrete...which causes severe pain and agony.

schmuffeled by Ben Garrett July 17, 2006

Schauered 

to become intoxicated followed by throwing up at the end of the night.

"Last night after the party, I was so Schauered."
"Oh man, I just Schauered all over my girlfriend's car."
"Last night was a bad night, I was Schauered when I got home."

Schauered by drunkgirl101 January 10, 2012

Schmuffled 

when something isnt sitting right or when something looks out of place.
also can be used to describe certain feelings
also means messy, sloppy, half assed

"my hair is all schmuffled today"

to friend painting "what are u trying to paint"

"im trying to paint This but it keeps coming out all schmuffled "

Schmuffled by xx_jadore_dior August 1, 2013

schatzeled 

Slang for ruined from the northern Baltimore area.

My day has been schatzeled

schatzeled by Gumcum November 15, 2021