Schemation
N. The process of plotting against a fellow member of “the game” or opponent, to overthrow, finnesse, or induce inception.
Schemation by Phrankly March 29, 2020
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shelationship
Noun - A non-sexual relationship between two straight females. Generally involving gabbing, talking, whispering, sharing secrets, giggling, expression of feelings, shopping, and copious discussion of shoes and clothes.
Shelationship is the antonym of "bromance". Where a bromance involves two men doing all sorts of cool manly things together, like fighting bulls, shooting crossbows, and shaving mohawks, a shelationship has none of that. Instead it has close bonding, and possibly a Sandra Bullock movie.
Provenance/Origin: "shelationship" is a portmanteau of the two words "she" and "relationship".
Shelationship is the antonym of "bromance". Where a bromance involves two men doing all sorts of cool manly things together, like fighting bulls, shooting crossbows, and shaving mohawks, a shelationship has none of that. Instead it has close bonding, and possibly a Sandra Bullock movie.
Provenance/Origin: "shelationship" is a portmanteau of the two words "she" and "relationship".
John "Hey Steve, can you get away from Julie this weekend for some spearfishing?"
Steve "Totally! Julie is in a serious shelationship with that girl Brenda, and they are going to be scrapbooking all weekend. After we're done, let's go skydiving."
John "Awesome!"
Steve "Totally! Julie is in a serious shelationship with that girl Brenda, and they are going to be scrapbooking all weekend. After we're done, let's go skydiving."
John "Awesome!"
shelationship by MC A.G. August 6, 2010
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shemotion
noun| shee • mo • shun
The emotional reaction a female has when she expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis. The gendered companion word to hemotion.
The emotional reaction a female has when she expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis. The gendered companion word to hemotion.
Female A: “Becky, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but that 40 year old guy over there is actually kinda cute.”
Female B: “Stop right there girl. He’s almost twenty years older than you. Your shemotions are scaring me right now.”
Female B: “Stop right there girl. He’s almost twenty years older than you. Your shemotions are scaring me right now.”
shemotion by clevername July 19, 2018
Shemotion
The experience of female emotions by a male. Men experiencing shemotions tend to describe themselves as more sensitive and intuitive than normal. Other documented experiences include the ability to multi-task, increased cognitive functionality, and spontaneous, irrational crying.
Erik: Dude, seriously, just finish your work - we're all waiting on you.
Alistair: I'm just feeling a lot of pressure right now - and I wan't some sort of totally not-important final cut certification that can wait (cries)
Erik: Don't get all shemotional on me - save it until you get home and focus on the task at hand.
Alistair: You're totally right - that was spontaneous and irrational.
Erik: Friends?
Alistair: Friends!
(hug)
Alistair: I'm just feeling a lot of pressure right now - and I wan't some sort of totally not-important final cut certification that can wait (cries)
Erik: Don't get all shemotional on me - save it until you get home and focus on the task at hand.
Alistair: You're totally right - that was spontaneous and irrational.
Erik: Friends?
Alistair: Friends!
(hug)
Shemotion by Harold Vlanderpunn January 20, 2011
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