Schemation 

N. The process of plotting against a fellow member of “the game” or opponent, to overthrow, finnesse, or induce inception.

Ex: Only with schemation towards his boss, would he be able to leave “the game”.

Schemation by Phrankly March 29, 2020

shelationship 

Noun - A non-sexual relationship between two straight females. Generally involving gabbing, talking, whispering, sharing secrets, giggling, expression of feelings, shopping, and copious discussion of shoes and clothes.

Shelationship is the antonym of "bromance". Where a bromance involves two men doing all sorts of cool manly things together, like fighting bulls, shooting crossbows, and shaving mohawks, a shelationship has none of that. Instead it has close bonding, and possibly a Sandra Bullock movie.

Provenance/Origin: "shelationship" is a portmanteau of the two words "she" and "relationship".

John "Hey Steve, can you get away from Julie this weekend for some spearfishing?"

Steve "Totally! Julie is in a serious shelationship with that girl Brenda, and they are going to be scrapbooking all weekend. After we're done, let's go skydiving."

John "Awesome!"

shelationship by MC A.G. August 6, 2010

shemotion 

noun| shee • mo • shun

The emotional reaction a female has when she expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis. The gendered companion word to hemotion.

Female A: “Becky, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but that 40 year old guy over there is actually kinda cute.”
Female B: “Stop right there girl. He’s almost twenty years older than you. Your shemotions are scaring me right now.”

shemotion by clevername July 19, 2018

sicheation 

a playful variation of "situation" pronounced (sitch-ee-ash-en)

Upon discovering that no one had brought money to pay the bill: "Why, this is quite a sicheation we've got ourselves into."

sicheation by web 2.0 January 23, 2008

Shemotion 

The experience of female emotions by a male. Men experiencing shemotions tend to describe themselves as more sensitive and intuitive than normal. Other documented experiences include the ability to multi-task, increased cognitive functionality, and spontaneous, irrational crying.

Erik: Dude, seriously, just finish your work - we're all waiting on you.

Alistair: I'm just feeling a lot of pressure right now - and I wan't some sort of totally not-important final cut certification that can wait (cries)

Erik: Don't get all shemotional on me - save it until you get home and focus on the task at hand.

Alistair: You're totally right - that was spontaneous and irrational.

Erik: Friends?

Alistair: Friends!

(hug)

Shemotion by Harold Vlanderpunn January 20, 2011

screamation 

a kind of song with lots of cool screaming in it

I just downloaded this really cool screamation song on my ipod.

screamation by Olivia Noelle June 2, 2008

schematics 

the region on the female body where the breasts meet creating a deep trench or cleavage that is pleasing to the male eye thus evoking a pleasing feeling leading to an erection

Andrea had very valuptuous schematics.

schematics by bella87 March 9, 2007