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Schalke is a german soccerteam founded in 1904.
Schalke won their last two games
schalke by AnBear February 7, 2017
To drop someone in the shit by taking holiday at the end of a big project.
"To schalt someone" "you got schalted"
schalted by Jetstar June 27, 2014

schulkes 

an absolutely awesome person, who can be loved and trusted with anything. a schulkes tends to be sexy with nice eyes and they always have admirers.
Shes the perfect girl for me, she must be a Schulkes"
schulkes by totallywickedcoolace October 27, 2010
Pronounced skulk
Extremely sexy man with gorgeous dark eyes and a f#cking killer smile......

Something to materbate about....often

The object of any 20 something year old's sexual fantasies.

Also known as a Mister
Schalk is flippen hot!
Schalk by K ! June 28, 2012

Schakkeline 

Schakkeline ist ein oft vergebener Name von Kindern aus Berlin Marzahn oder Duisburg Marxloh. Der Name leitet sich von Jaqueline ab, wird aber Schakkeline ausgesprochen. Dabei wird das E am Ende mit betont. Schakk-e-lin-e
Schakkeline, sag nicht Mama bei die fremde Frau, ich bin deine Mama du Hurensohn. Schakkeline geh mal bei die Oma, die hat wieder Eis bei.
Schakkeline by FetteFotze September 3, 2022
Possibly one of the coolest people you will ever be lucky enough to meet. Super awesome, and probably good looking. If you're friends with someone who has this name, stay friends with them, and possibly date them if you can.
That Schlake, seriously the coolest cat i know.
Schlake by astellar11 December 4, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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