Top definition
Pronounced skulk
Extremely sexy man with gorgeous dark eyes and a f#cking killer smile......

Something to materbate about....often

The object of any 20 something year old's sexual fantasies.

Also known as a Mister
Schalk is flippen hot!
by K ! June 26, 2012
Get the mug
Get a Schalk mug for your fish Nathalie.
2
pronounced skulk - to slice off the top of someones head to expose the brain. Generally used as an act of war but also for medical purposes
doctor - Schalk off his cranium so I can look at his brainium
by zeichnicht February 04, 2010
Get the mug
Get a Schalk mug for your barber José.
3
To completely and utterly dominate in the bedroom causing mass destruction. Usually refered to acts of sexual act and leaves an everlasting impression. Commonly known as a sith in the sheets.
That hottie getting schalked tonight
by Savage247 September 06, 2018
Get the mug
Get a Schalk mug for your cat Paul.