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Pronounced skulk
Extremely sexy man with gorgeous dark eyes and a f#cking killer smile......

Something to materbate about....often

The object of any 20 something year old's sexual fantasies.

Also known as a Mister
Schalk is flippen hot!
Schalk by K ! June 28, 2012
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A tall dark haired man with unrealistic dreams that should be crushed . He tends to do whatever he wants with no regard to others .
Ai ! Schalk has done something stupid again .
Schalk by Funkyswan February 8, 2019
Related Words
pronounced skulk - to slice off the top of someones head to expose the brain. Generally used as an act of war but also for medical purposes
doctor - Schalk off his cranium so I can look at his brainium
Schalk by zeichnicht February 4, 2010
To completely and utterly dominate in the bedroom causing mass destruction. Usually refered to acts of sexual act and leaves an everlasting impression. Commonly known as a sith in the sheets.
That hottie getting schalked tonight
Schalk by Savage247 September 6, 2018
To drop someone in the shit by taking holiday at the end of a big project.
"To schalt someone" "you got schalted"
schalted by Jetstar June 27, 2014
A kid with unnatural behavior including an obsession with idiotic gestures and

says "shhhyyooooooo!". Could most likely be seen macin ugly ass girls. Steer

clear of his lunacy.
"Hey see that kid with the rape face checkin out that transgender?" "Yea he's a

Schaaka"
Schaaka by ape in mus tech May 8, 2013
refrance in the Henry stickman collection to the sims
ugh schaloob
schaloob by Henry stickman September 8, 2020
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