Schlake

Possibly one of the coolest people you will ever be lucky enough to meet. Super awesome, and probably good looking. If you're friends with someone who has this name, stay friends with them, and possibly date them if you can.

That Schlake, seriously the coolest cat i know.

Schlake by astellar11 December 4, 2011

schlake

possibly one of the most annoying, gutless, and utterly retarded individuals ever heard of. usually used to describe a person of extreme nerdiness and arrogance. also can simply be used to describe someone as a total dusche bag. also... they all lack any ability to carry on a normal and gratuitous conversation.

i hate talking to him, he's such a schlake.

he's the schlakiest guy in our electrical engineering class

he's so rude he might as well be a schlake

schlake by micah seth roberts the third esquire April 27, 2008

schlake

A portmanteau consisting of the Rammstein members "Schneider" and "Flake"; usually to refer to someone who likes both members

a devoted schlake enjoyer

schlake by 313rammfan October 30, 2021

Schlanket 

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"What's on your bed?"
"That's my new custom made schlanket!"

Schlanket by CursedV June 19, 2022

shlake 

shane+blake
best ship in the world

Shlake is my favorite ship, it’s very gay. Shlake i gay

shlake by mysocialstudiesteachergotdrip November 11, 2021

schlaktus

a Schlaktus is a giant, humongous, or extremely large penis that cannot fit into a woman's vagina unless you slam it in there so hard that she will be yelling and screaming hours after finishing, and will be looser than a jar of mayonnaise

Damn, that schlaktus just doesn't fit!!!

schlaktus by John Tobin April 28, 2008

SCHNAKE 

One Bad Mutherfucker.

Boy, that Schnake Dude is one Bad Mutherfucker

SCHNAKE by CLAYTON WARD December 16, 2004