Schadenpride 

Deriving personal satisfaction from behavior or actions generally regarded as weird, abnormal, or offensive.

Gary took great schadenpride in his gag-inducing elevator fart.

Schadenpride by Bald Evil August 22, 2010

schadenfridge 

the pleasure derived from the unfortunate contents of another's refrigerator.

Jim's refrigerator contained nothing but fat free ranch dressing and expired milk. His dinner guests had a brief sense of schadenfridge at the expense of their otherwise well-prepared friend.

schadenfridge by captainsandwich January 2, 2012

Schadenfriending 

Adding someone to your social media network just so you can enjoy the bad things that have happened or are happening to him or her.

"Do you remember the snotty girl who used to make fun of you? I heard through the grapevine that she had three kids by different guys and is currently dating another loser. I'm schadenfriending her today on Facebook so I can see her karmic smackdown."

Schadenfriending by Professor Ninja August 10, 2012

schadenfriend

A friend who is obviously inferior to you in every way and you keep to lift your self esteem. Portmanteau of schadenfruede and friend.

I only hang out with him so I can feel better about myself. He is my schadenfriend.

schadenfriend by dreidel_nose_bumann October 12, 2010

Schadenfriday 

The day where you can finally laugh at another's misfortune and not be taken as a heartless bastard.

See Schadenfreude

B: Ha! You just stepped in dog shit!
M: That's not funny, these are new shoes.
B: That just makes it funnier. Besides, it's Schadenfriday!

Schadenfriday by Nate Ecks February 17, 2009

Schadendroide 

Pleasure derived by someone from another person's robot’s misfortune

Han couldn't suppress his schadendroide as he saw Chewie carrying a basket full of C3P0 parts.

Schadendroide by Pipey McPiperson February 17, 2022