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Catalina Wine Mixer 

A event that starts out as a small kickback but before you know it There's a guy riding a horse naked, people shotgunning 24 oz beers, three girls making out and all the bathrooms are full of people either fucking or puking or both. It's a god damn Catalina wine mixer.
Dude last night was a fucking Catalina wine mixer. It started with just a football game and ended up with bob screwing a fat chick while Nate puked in the toilet!

catalina wine mixer 

A Helicopter expo from the film 'Step Brothers'. Also known as the 'Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer'.
I bought 3 helicopters at the Catalina Wine Mixer!

catalina wine mixer 

When something is very unexpected and awesome
So I pulled this girls panties down and she had two vaginas!! Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!

Catalina Wine Mixer 

The sexual act of inserting 3 or more red grapes into the vaginal canal and using your penis to juice the grapes into a liquid state for consumption afterward. Once fully mixed a hardy POW is yelled to signify completion.
Last night during a sensual evening Jordan suggested to Ashley that they should have a Catalina Wine Mixer.

Catalina Wine Mixer 

A Catalina Wine Mixer is slang for an unexpected, chaotic, but exciting event.

Used occasionally instead of Boogaloo or Luau
I have my Hawaiian shirt and plate carrier set aside for when the Catalina Wine Mixer really kicks off

Catalina Wine Mixer 

While watching Facebook videos of Matt Bellassai, and while drinking a fine merlot, the man puts a cork in his ass and swings his fully erect penis around like a helicopter rotor...all while listening to Por Ti Vilare by Will Ferrell.
When we get hawkeye drunk on the whiskey rain, Jim likes to do the Catalina Wine Mixer.
Catalina Wine Mixer by ahmeelia April 21, 2016
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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