A event that starts out as a small kickback but before you know it There's a guy riding a horse naked, people shotgunning 24 oz beers, three girls making out and all the bathrooms are full of people either fucking or puking or both. It's a god damn Catalina wine mixer.
Dude last night was a fucking Catalina wine mixer. It started with just a football game and ended up with bob screwing a fat chick while Nate puked in the toilet!
by Jdub007 May 03, 2015
The sexual act of inserting 3 or more red grapes into the vaginal canal and using your penis to juice the grapes into a liquid state for consumption afterward. Once fully mixed a hardy POW is yelled to signify completion.
Last night during a sensual evening Jordan suggested to Ashley that they should have a Catalina Wine Mixer.
by Baby_Belly_69 May 30, 2010
A Catalina Wine Mixer is slang for an unexpected, chaotic, but exciting event.
Used occasionally instead of Boogaloo or Luau
Used occasionally instead of Boogaloo or Luau
I have my Hawaiian shirt and plate carrier set aside for when the Catalina Wine Mixer really kicks off
by CEO_Of_Operations July 27, 2022
While watching Facebook videos of Matt Bellassai, and while drinking a fine merlot, the man puts a cork in his ass and swings his fully erect penis around like a helicopter rotor...all while listening to Por Ti Vilare by Will Ferrell.
by ahmeelia January 10, 2016
by PoppaBear May 03, 2009
by Dude with two dicks August 04, 2008
Hey bro! My girl gave me a Catalina wine mixer last night. Wtf is that?! It’s when a woman puts a grape in her vagina and the guy says POP!
by B-rizzle March 10, 2019