Scarpino
A dumb fuck who has no friends and has the dick the size of a peanut also is a disgrace to the human body
Your a real Scarpino
Scarpino by Big toe 115 February 25, 2019
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jet scarpino
a sweet dude who ate paint chips as a small child. may have been dropped down multiple flights of stairs. enjoys the soothing sounds of adult contemporary music. may not know how to opperate a motor vehicle.
jet scarpino by mangaman420 March 29, 2005
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Scapino
Can have multiple meanings. Used used as a replacement for "who cares" or "whatever", or "it's all good". Has evolved to also mean "woah, check out that hot chick right there" and as an exclamation of pain or frustration.
Derived by high school students after seeing the worst play ever for extra credit called "Scapino", and was originally used afterwards to elicit laughter by bringing up the play as a reminder of a pointless and utterly wasted night.
Derived by high school students after seeing the worst play ever for extra credit called "Scapino", and was originally used afterwards to elicit laughter by bringing up the play as a reminder of a pointless and utterly wasted night.
Scarpinitis
What a person has, when they are so crazy, that the Doctors don't how to diagnose the multiple mental illnesses.
She has bad Scarpinitis. She's been blowin up my phone all day. Wants me to get back together with her, then tells me to go fuck myself.
Scarpinitis by Monkeylover25001 December 17, 2011
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scarino
Nothing is better than a Scarino
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