Scareline

The scary hairline of a young man realizing that, someday, he will be bald.

Recession is the name of the game. The dadbod of hairlines, the scareline indicates to potential mates that he’s a fresh sprout with fatherly clout.

Tim inspected his scareline in the mirror and confidently whispered: "Receding is succeeding."

by nolandc January 23, 2020