Scannypants
A chic hoe who enjoys skateboarding and nautical buffets. Has a strong exterior but is soft on the inside, almost like a chocolate truffle. The best kind. Enjoys long walks to the fridge rather than the beach, because she would rather catch food than catch crabs. Both intellectually and visually appealing. Often appears aloof but it is all part of her ambiguous demeanor. She enjoys a reel and an oul Limerick or two. Who doesn't.
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Scannypants by hanmeister May 23, 2016
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