Scannie 

Scannie. The new hybrid STI, created by the joining of SMM and AJR at TITP. This new STI is highly contagious and extremely disgusting.

Holy shit, you caught scannie!

Scannie by Scannie August 29, 2010

Mother Riley scanner attack

Used to describe a person who's head regularly explodes in anger whilst posting on a forum.

"Steve's just had another Mother Riley scanner attack. That can't be doing his blood pressure much good!"

Mother Riley scanner attack by Terence Dactyl July 6, 2014

seannie 

is a term for the best pair in the world. they are a swag duo that are meant to be. it consists of a loser and a dummy that really like each other and are often simps. they are two sleep deprived individuals who love each other and will do so forever no matter what. they make one another happy. everyone can see their cool chemistry. they will stay with other and vibe till the end of time and despite whatever happens, they won't forget each other. uwu

lychee: oh em gee i ship seannie so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha lolz #pure
sofia: ikr they are so cute, i think i found something like seannie myself - i'm such a simp

seannie by dummy <3 January 29, 2021

Sannie

A person that is humorous, caring, outgoing but can be shy at times. Sensitive, yet tough when they want to be. A beautiful and loving friend, one of the best! If a Sannie enters your life, don't let him/her go! Your life will be much more entertaining. A Sannie is prone to laughing and their laugh is very contagious so watch out! Bringing out the positive energy are one of his/her characteristics. When they set sight on someone they like, they are prone to get shy around their crush or at times stupid. Be sure to take the time out to get to know a Sannie.

I GOTTA GET ME A SANNIE <3

Sannie by jusanotherdude December 9, 2012

Scanner Hound

Someone who lives vicariously through listening to police and/or fire scanners. Generally someone who has an uninteresting life of their own, or flat out nothing better to do. Some say it's a disease caused by people who only wish they could be a Firefighter, EMT, Paramedic, Sheriff's Deputy or Police Officer...we may never know! A few scanner hounds have taken to the extreme and created Facebook pages/Twitter Feeds to inform the public each time something happens on the scanner. Another extreme, scanner hounds that turn into Ambulance Chasers, so they can get a first hand glance at the 'action'.

If someone you know is suffering from being a Scanner Hound, simply slap them in the face and tell them to get a life!

That guy is a hard core scanner hound, he walks around with his scanner on, his phone, and iPad listening to 3 different stations at once!

Scanner Hound by The 1 Ur Mama Warned U About August 11, 2014

hot sconnie 

An act of coitus in which hot cheese curds (or acceptable cheese substitute) are placed on the nether regions of one's lover and licked off.

Yo, that dirty bitch was so nasty, she wanted me to go down on her with Velveeta and give her a hot sconnie. I only use the finest Wisconsin cheddar for that shit.

hot sconnie by Sucky the Badger March 13, 2005

Scanner Dan 

Slightly neurotic, greasy, larger homeless man that frequents State Street on a regular basis, who also supports the UW Greek System and LOOOVES the GAmma Phi ladies. Must ride a bicycle with a police scanner attatched to his hip. Hence the name, Scanner.

Scanner Dan, also look for Piccolo Man in bright orange suit located outside the bookstore playing his piccolo. Also, look for Shim Saxophone player up near the capitol or outside Statesider playing Pink Panther till the weeeee hours of the morning.

Scanner Dan by Bass Mouth September 19, 2003