A Self Claimed Expert is a self-proclaming expert in what he claims to be an expert. Many people nowdays follow SCE and what they say. No need to know the things, just put the SCE in front of any competence or skill, and you'll be listened by many.
Narrowly averting a catastrophe by coming up with an ingenious plan.
From the Apollo 12 moon mission. The ship was struck by lighting on liftoff and its electronic systems went out of whack. A Flight controller named John Aaron told the flight director to have them switch "SCE to aux". This fixed the problem and saved Apollo 12 from being aborted.
"I thought you were going to fail that test"
"I stole the test and got an A"
"Way to switch the SCE to aux"
"So I hear your girlfriend caught you cheating"
"Yeah but she didn't break up with me"
"How did you manage that"
"I switched the SCE to aux"
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!