saw that

A most disrespectful way to say "I've seen that"

Gina: The sunrise was so beautiful this morning.
Louis: Oh yeah, saw that.

saw that by patrick swpete May 19, 2018

saw that coming like a fat man round the corner 

Blatently obvious. If a fat person tries to sneak round a corner they will be seen, as their belly will protrude first and give them away. Hence if something can be seen a mile off, or is really obvious, it can be 'seen coming like a fat man round the corner'

Phil: 'Hey, did you hear Janice was fired?'
Butch: 'Yeah, I saw that coming like a fat man round the corner!"

saw that coming like a fat man round the corner by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006

been saw that 

I have already seen that.

You showin' me history on ma' niggas in the slave-ho? I been saw that, bitch.

been saw that by Lolplz October 31, 2007

i saw that coming 

an expression used when something suprises an individual and they try to look cool

a door hits a blind man

blind man: i saw that coming

i saw that coming by i am kevin wood November 27, 2005

...and that's when i saw the blood... 

a pointless-story-ending, similar to "and then i found ten dollars." when your story went nowhere, you put this on the end to make it interesting. generally used satirically to admit story-telling defeat.

cammie:well then it looked like the car had a scratch, but then it didn't really...

lila: cammie, is this story going anywhere?

cammie:...so i saw this chick, and i wanted to talk to her, but then i didn't...and that's when i saw the blood...

lila: *facepalm*

...and that's when i saw the blood... by loppearedbunnie May 16, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020