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Joe Saurman 

Crazy salamander from New York that owns a YouTube channel called kronic.
Yo there’s joe Saurman (salamander)!
Joe Saurman by Jackson789 January 1, 2020

Sacromantic

a person who believes he is sacred and does not like being touched by other people unless it's by someone they like.
Hey dude do you need a hug, and he is like, no, thank you then see his best friend and its like dust on a river. Hey do you need a hug, sure dude! then the other person is like you are such a Sacromantic
Sacromantic by bladeslasher April 23, 2010

The Red Hand of Sauromon 

When your partner is menstruating and you slide your hand across the blood to cover your entire hand. Once covered in blood, you stamp your paw print on her mug and exclaim, The Red Hand of Sauromon!
"Okay so here I am wrecking Éowyn's guts when I notice she is on her period so I slapped her with the Red Hand of Sauromon."