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Satisfied by Angelica Schuyler March 5, 2017
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Satisfied by Glitchwantsyodick December 26, 2016
Satisfied Salamander
sat•is•fied |ˈsatisˌfīd|
sal•a•man•der |ˈsaləˌmandər|
noun, vulgar slang.
oral stimulation of a man's penis to the point of ejaculation, as ejaculating the man removes his penis and proceeds with his ejaculation while aiming for his partners nose. If successful the male's reproductive fluid will go up his partners nose and down the throat. His partner will then cough up the man's semen and will look like a "Satisfied Salamander"
ORIGIN,
Satisfied: Latin, satisfacere ‘to content,’
Salamander: Greek, salamandra
sal•a•man•der |ˈsaləˌmandər|
noun, vulgar slang.
oral stimulation of a man's penis to the point of ejaculation, as ejaculating the man removes his penis and proceeds with his ejaculation while aiming for his partners nose. If successful the male's reproductive fluid will go up his partners nose and down the throat. His partner will then cough up the man's semen and will look like a "Satisfied Salamander"
ORIGIN,
Satisfied: Latin, satisfacere ‘to content,’
Salamander: Greek, salamandra
Satisfied Salamander by Ryamnocerus March 3, 2010
Penis-satisfier
A girl who is good-looking but not as much as she thinks she is. But therefore gets with whoever she wants, thinking that it is because of how attractive she is, when really it is just because of how horny he is. The typical "popular girl"
Andy: Dude, Carol is so hot!
Marc: No dude, you just wanna do her cuz she is blond and has big tits.
Andy: Ya man, your right, but you'd reck that shit too!
Marc: Of course dude, she's a penis-satisfier, that's all she is.
Marc: No dude, you just wanna do her cuz she is blond and has big tits.
Andy: Ya man, your right, but you'd reck that shit too!
Marc: Of course dude, she's a penis-satisfier, that's all she is.
Penis-satisfier by monkeychip35 February 19, 2011
you will never be satisfied
you will never be satisfied with what you have. you get a wife/husband and then cheat on them by accident because the person that made you cheat is forcing you to.
Person A: i know my sister like i know my own mind, you will never find, anyone who is trusting or as kind! i love my sister more than anything in this universe--- you will never be satisfied, god i hope you're satisfiiiiiiied
Person C: you'll never gonna be president now!
Person B: *extremely pissed off*
Person C: you'll never gonna be president now!
Person B: *extremely pissed off*
you will never be satisfied by Kiyotaka Ishimauru December 31, 2020
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