Satin Sheets 

An amazing feel to the naked body & perfect for having sex on.

Keirsten enjoyed Chad's bed last night cause his wife bought new Satin Sheets at Kohls!

Satin Sheets by SlopNChop October 6, 2016

Black Satin Sheets 

Black satin sheets are generally found in the houses of fellas in an attempt to 'attract the ladies.' One may also find a leopard or cheetah print blanket, throw or curtains when finding black satin sheets. Ladies do NOT attempt to lay in the black satin sheets. If the fella also has matching boxers...run; matching STD may come with this guy to complete the package.

See also 'sex sheets'

Ex. 1) The guy had black satin sheets on his bed and a cheetah print throw.
Ex. 2) Michael's black satin sheets were not to be trusted.
Ex. 3) He returned to the room in black satin boxers, then once he pulled away the blanket on his bed it revealed matching black satin sheets. At this point, Jessica knew she was in trouble and ran for the door.

Black Satin Sheets by The girl from the flats May 8, 2013

stain on the sheet 

a term used to give reference to a pre-birth era before your father's sperm impregnated your mother it was a dribble on the bedsheets.

"Back then you were just a stain on the sheets!"

stain on the sheet by Kat November 20, 2004

Cum stain on the sheet of life 

An insult saying that you are wasted sperm that is left on the sheet.

Dude, your a cum stain on the sheet of life.

Cum stain on the sheet of life by Muffu September 14, 2009