sartre 

A prolific French philosopher who explored existentialism (ass-hole-ology) and is very often scoffed at for having turned down a Nobel Prize, which he denied by saying (paraphrasing) "I'm pretty crazy and still super angsty."

An avid Marxist, he was actually kind of a homie to the jews who lived in Russia during the solvency of the Soviet Union.

One time my girlfriend quoted Sartre in a fight. Needless to say I dumped that bitch asap.

sartre by AMSLC January 2, 2015

Jean-Paul Sartre 

A French philosopher, political activist, novelist, and playwright, among his varied portfolio. His philosophy primarily concerned existentialism, in which he was highly influenced by Heideggar, Husserl, and the founders of the subject, Kierkegaard and Nietzsche. His ideas on existentialism have come to define the subject. Among his numerous highly-acclaimed works, his most popular include "No Exit," "The Wall," "Being and Nothingness," and "Nausea."

You'll have to excuse me, I'm having an existential crisis due to having read "No Exit" by Jean-Paul Sartre...

Jean-Paul Sartre by nolan g. November 28, 2009

The Sartre 

When you feel as if you're dropping a massive deuce, but when you check the bowl, there's nothing there.

Told Jim I dropped the Sartre this morning.. I was dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool and I thought I was gonna get a prolapse for a second, but when I checked the toilet, there was nothing there.

The Sartre by synnth July 24, 2011

sarren

tan, volleyball, nice, beautiful, athletic. if she has an older sister, she is fine asf.

guy: do you see sarren?
guy 2: yeah she so pretty!
guy: fr
guy 3: her sister has a dumptruck ass! shes hot!!

sarren by icecoldtoes September 1, 2021

shartreuse 

The color one's face turns when one realizes one has deposited a shart in one's pants.

"First he flinched, then he turned a bright shartreuse, then we smelled it."

shartreuse by LongStrokin'YerMomma July 31, 2009

shartreuse 

When a person has a delightfully greenish shart.

When he thought he was passing gas he ran to restroom only to find shartreuse in his shorts.

shartreuse by JnewTX October 11, 2011

startreader 

Startreader : that which treads through or upon the stars or he whom treads upon or through the stars.
Def 2: an awesome video gamer with best gamertag ever!

Def 1 : As the startreader traveled by our galaxy, the heavens screamed in pain.
Def 2: Damn, bruh, that startreader dude keeps kicking my bottom in the crucible.

startreader by StarTreader November 30, 2015