When you feel as if you're dropping a massive deuce, but when you check the bowl, there's nothing there.
Told Jim I dropped the Sartre this morning.. I was dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool and I thought I was gonna get a prolapse for a second, but when I checked the toilet, there was nothing there.
by synnth July 23, 2011
A prolific French philosopher who explored existentialism (ass-hole-ology) and is very often scoffed at for having turned down a Nobel Prize, which he denied by saying (paraphrasing) "I'm pretty crazy and still super angsty."

An avid Marxist, he was actually kind of a homie to the jews who lived in Russia during the solvency of the Soviet Union.
One time my girlfriend quoted Sartre in a fight. Needless to say I dumped that bitch asap.
by AMSLC January 2, 2015
A French philosopher, political activist, novelist, and playwright, among his varied portfolio. His philosophy primarily concerned existentialism, in which he was highly influenced by Heideggar, Husserl, and the founders of the subject, Kierkegaard and Nietzsche. His ideas on existentialism have come to define the subject. Among his numerous highly-acclaimed works, his most popular include "No Exit," "The Wall," "Being and Nothingness," and "Nausea."
You'll have to excuse me, I'm having an existential crisis due to having read "No Exit" by Jean-Paul Sartre...
by nolan g. November 29, 2009