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Saxophonist

A musician who plays the saxophone. No other musicians posses an ego as inflated as a saxophonist's other than guitarists, however their egos come from different places, for guitarists their ego comes from the belief that their instrument is superior whereas saxophonist's ego come from the knowledge that their instrument is superior.
person 1 "I am a saxophonist"
person 2 "Fuck off"
Saxophonist by Hellmine Cornish June 26, 2023

classical saxophonist 

The elitists of the saxophone community, they walk around with their snobby noses turned up away from jazz musicians. The truth is that they secretly love jazz but are too square, duddy, and awkward to play it. They can often be found practicing Ferling etudes and worshipping their master, Marcel Mule.
Classical saxophonists hate us because they ain't us.

saxophoning 

1. Making out with a girl while keeping chewing tobacco in your bottom lip. The key to successful saxophoning is keeping the girl from realizing you have the chewing tobacco in your mouth.
I was saxophoning with jennifer last night, and she commented on my minty fresh breath. I had some grizz wintergreen in my lip the entire time.
saxophoning by MrMagoo6969 December 21, 2010

Sexophonist

Someone who plays the saxophone, usually someone highly attractive or sexy. Also describes the clip taken from Moldova's performance on BBC Three's Eurovision Song Contest 2010 Semi Final 1, featuring a saxophone player performing a very sexually charged dance while playing his saxophone. sexophone
She's what they call a sexophonist.
Sexophonist by sirensong July 14, 2011

Saxophonic 

sounding like, or similar to an alto or tenor saxophone.
"dude, that homeless man's singing was very saxophonic."
Saxophonic by Summer JD Glau January 15, 2009

Saxophonism 

Using a saxophone with malicious intent.
"why is Ronald McDonald beating a truck with a saxophone? That's just saxophonism."
Saxophonism by nootywootyowo August 2, 2021
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