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sortacide 

The act of killing oneself slowly over time. Small, destructive habits known to have severe repercussions later in life are usually at play. Particularly relevant in personality types lacking a sense of personal well-being.
Person 1: What?? He starting drinking again? Why the hell is he doing that?

Person 2: He could care less. He is committing sortacide.
sortacide by AndreDor July 20, 2008
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Santacide 

A word printed on a shirt that was used in the popular USA show Monk. Refers to the attack/murder of Santa.
Jack: Did you hear what happened on Christmas? There was some Santacide in the north pole by some terrorists.

Bob: Damn terrorists.
Santacide by ShellyBellyIsThePwn January 2, 2008

Sodacide 

When you drink so much soda you just die
Cause of death appears to be sodacide
Sodacide by bubblekittykat October 15, 2018

Sortafied 

When you are not quite certified but can pretty much do what you are trying to do.
"He's sortafied in using that Taser"
Sortafied by David Bryan Jarrett August 30, 2006

sporkacide

sporkacide occurs when the spork takes its own life. thus commiting sporkicide.
my spork commited sporkacide when i dropped it of the ledge off the grand canyon
sporkacide by Strongarrm117 July 31, 2011

Socracide 

To be killed by one's haters.
Socrates' Homicide, much like the Crusifiction Of Christ, or the murderer of JFK and MLK where a great soul is put to death by those who immorally oppose their beliefs or oppose the Socrates Method.
Martín Luther King's death was a socracide.
Socracide by Leonarmil September 15, 2019

Santacide 

Santa committed Santacide by jumping out of his sleigh without a parachute.
Santacide by Everyday Man March 25, 2016
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Respectfully 

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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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