Santa Claws
Jane: Why even bother wrapping those so nicely? The kids are just going to tear them open with their Santa Claws.
Santa Claws by Hexis December 24, 2009
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Santaclaustrophobia
An extreme or irrational fear of one or multiple elderly overweight men in white beards and red winter coats in a very small area.
Santaclaustrophobia by kiechepie March 21, 2010
santaclaustrophobia
the man felt a sence of santaclaustrophobia after being in the elevator too long. for not only was he in a small space and could not move, but he was also surrounded by at least 15 santa clauses, who were also riding the elevator.
santaclaustrophobia by joo-leigh-yah January 4, 2010
santaclausification
The portrayal of a confrontational, angry, violent, radical, or otherwise potent person as if he were harmless and benevolent
Martin Luther King, Jr., was a radical leader, but the santaclausification he gets in the media makes young people think he was nothing more than the black Santa Claus.
santaclausification by nappy pappy April 27, 2008
santaclausaphile
santaclausaphile by whoisshe December 22, 2009
SantaClaus
An annoying robot on AIM.
He'll keep on asking you to type "menu" or "games". He repeats himself a lot.
He'll keep on asking you to type "menu" or "games". He repeats himself a lot.
ME: heylo
SantaClaus: Hey. Are you getting in the Christmas sprit?
ME: nope
SantaClaus: I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you?
ME: no
SantaClaus: O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case.
ME: i don't celebrate christmas
SantaClaus: It doesn't matter what faith you are; the holidays are a time of good will toward all
ME: i don't believe in you
SantaClaus: Oh, no? Just who do you think you're talking to?
ME: you're just a fat 50 yeaar old pedo ):
SantaClaus: Excuse me?
ME: YOU'RE A FAT 50 YEAR OLD PEDOPHILE
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
ME: no
SantaClaus: The elves and I are just asking so that we can better understand what you're saying, that's all.
ME: shut up
SantaClaus:
O.K. let's pretend none of this ever happened.
ME: why?
SantaClaus:
Because (obviously) -- Christmas.
ME: you're stupid
SantaClaus: Well, I'm trying to learn. I've seen quite a lot in my time. I just want people to get that Christmas spirit. I don't think that is too much to ask.
ME: ok i'm leaving
SantaClaus: OK. Merry Christmas.
SantaClaus: Hey. Are you getting in the Christmas sprit?
ME: nope
SantaClaus: I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you?
ME: no
SantaClaus: O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case.
ME: i don't celebrate christmas
SantaClaus: It doesn't matter what faith you are; the holidays are a time of good will toward all
ME: i don't believe in you
SantaClaus: Oh, no? Just who do you think you're talking to?
ME: you're just a fat 50 yeaar old pedo ):
SantaClaus: Excuse me?
ME: YOU'RE A FAT 50 YEAR OLD PEDOPHILE
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
ME: no
SantaClaus: The elves and I are just asking so that we can better understand what you're saying, that's all.
ME: shut up
SantaClaus:
O.K. let's pretend none of this ever happened.
ME: why?
SantaClaus:
Because (obviously) -- Christmas.
ME: you're stupid
SantaClaus: Well, I'm trying to learn. I've seen quite a lot in my time. I just want people to get that Christmas spirit. I don't think that is too much to ask.
ME: ok i'm leaving
SantaClaus: OK. Merry Christmas.
SantaClaus by d4n1k3dz December 17, 2008
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