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santa claws 

santa claws by xdr5t3evq3q December 1, 2023

Santaclaustrophobia 

An extreme or irrational fear of one or multiple elderly overweight men in white beards and red winter coats in a very small area.
santaclaustrophobia being around, near, or close you
Santaclaustrophobia by kiechepie March 21, 2010

santaclaustrophobia 

the fear of being surrounded by santa clauses.
the man felt a sence of santaclaustrophobia after being in the elevator too long. for not only was he in a small space and could not move, but he was also surrounded by at least 15 santa clauses, who were also riding the elevator.

santaclausification 

The portrayal of a confrontational, angry, violent, radical, or otherwise potent person as if he were harmless and benevolent
Martin Luther King, Jr., was a radical leader, but the santaclausification he gets in the media makes young people think he was nothing more than the black Santa Claus.

santaclausaphile 

Somebody who is sexually attracted to Santa Claus
OMG Did you see her eying up Santa? Shes such a santaclausaphile
santaclausaphile by whoisshe December 22, 2009

SantaClaus

An annoying robot on AIM.
He'll keep on asking you to type "menu" or "games". He repeats himself a lot.
ME: heylo
SantaClaus: Hey. Are you getting in the Christmas sprit?

ME: nope
SantaClaus: I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you?

ME: no
SantaClaus: O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case.


ME: i don't celebrate christmas
SantaClaus: It doesn't matter what faith you are; the holidays are a time of good will toward all


ME: i don't believe in you
SantaClaus: Oh, no? Just who do you think you're talking to?


ME: you're just a fat 50 yeaar old pedo ):
SantaClaus: Excuse me?


ME: YOU'RE A FAT 50 YEAR OLD PEDOPHILE
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?

ME: no
SantaClaus: The elves and I are just asking so that we can better understand what you're saying, that's all.


ME: shut up
SantaClaus:
O.K. let's pretend none of this ever happened.




ME: why?
SantaClaus:
Because (obviously) -- Christmas.




ME: you're stupid
SantaClaus: Well, I'm trying to learn. I've seen quite a lot in my time. I just want people to get that Christmas spirit. I don't think that is too much to ask.

ME: ok i'm leaving
SantaClaus: OK. Merry Christmas.
SantaClaus by d4n1k3dz December 17, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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