SantaClaus

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An annoying robot on AIM.
He'll keep on asking you to type "menu" or "games". He repeats himself a lot.

ME: heylo
SantaClaus: Hey. Are you getting in the Christmas sprit?

ME: nope
SantaClaus: I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you?

ME: no
SantaClaus: O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case.

ME: i don't celebrate christmas
SantaClaus: It doesn't matter what faith you are; the holidays are a time of good will toward all

ME: i don't believe in you
SantaClaus: Oh, no? Just who do you think you're talking to?

ME: you're just a fat 50 yeaar old pedo ):
SantaClaus: Excuse me?

ME: YOU'RE A FAT 50 YEAR OLD PEDOPHILE
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?

ME: no
SantaClaus: The elves and I are just asking so that we can better understand what you're saying, that's all.

ME: shut up
SantaClaus:
O.K. let's pretend none of this ever happened.

ME: why?
SantaClaus:
Because (obviously) -- Christmas.

ME: you're stupid
SantaClaus: Well, I'm trying to learn. I've seen quite a lot in my time. I just want people to get that Christmas spirit. I don't think that is too much to ask.

ME: ok i'm leaving
SantaClaus: OK. Merry Christmas.

SantaClaus by d4n1k3dz December 17, 2008

Words you can keep

santa claus batteries

The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries

person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?

person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.

person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!

santa claus batteries by Buzzer December 23, 2007

Santaclaustrophobia

An extreme or irrational fear of one or multiple elderly overweight men in white beards and red winter coats in a very small area.

santaclaustrophobia being around, near, or close you

Santaclaustrophobia by kiechepie March 21, 2010

disco santa claus

An older gentleman who believes he is cooler than he is. He thinks he is edgy, but since he is so old it just comes off as being cute.

Hey I was just playing Clint Eastwood in COD, he thought he was dirty hairy, but I made him look like a disco santa claus.

disco santa claus by digitalogic8 January 21, 2011

dirty santa claus

when a Mall Santa picks up and places an innocent child on his lap close enough to "the zone" to grow a chubby.

You can never be too sure when your unsuspecting child might be participating in a dirty santa claus. Stay away from Malls in December!

dirty santa claus by Dr. Simulacra December 13, 2013

holy-santa-claus-shit

a word used usually during the holidays, after opening an amazing present. Also was used in the movie StepBrothers.

holy-santa-claus-shit I got hulk hands for christmas!!!!

holy-santa-claus-shit by macarron December 20, 2008

santa claus

The fat bastard who didn't give me a Bumblebee Transformer in 1985, and will die a slow, painful death for being such a lying son of a bitch.

Me: All I want this year is a Bumblebee Transformer.
Santa Claus: Alright, you've got it.

--- Christmas morning 1985 ---
Me: (sobbing) Mommy, I didn't get a Bumblebee Transformer.
Mommy: Santa must not have had enough in stock for all the demand.
Me: (yelling) I don't give a shit, he's a fucking lying fat bastard!

--- Christmas Eve 2010 ---
Santa Claus: What the...? Who are you?
Me: I'm the kid you didn't get off your fat ass to find a Bumblebee Transformer for in 1985.
Santa Claus: I'm sorry.
Me: You will be sorry when I feed you your own nuts! Where's my scissors? And by the way, the Bumblebee Transformer isn't too hard to find now. I've got one right here. Bend over and I'll show it to you.

santa claus by This Bumblebee Transformer is going up your fucking ass September 8, 2008

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026