Santa Clara 

A small-ass minor city that isn't so polluted, screwed up, deleted, violent, or gang-crammed, unlike San Jose.

Santa Clara by dj gs68 April 27, 2003

Santa Clara 

A small town hidden from mapview by its larger counterparts, San Jose and San Fransisco, that was once known for having very little Gang activiy and low crime rates. Due to recent development (see any article on the SF Forty-Niners) the city has slowly grown more violent, constantly being littered and tagged by various gangs now flocking to the area.

Santa Clara also houses California's Great America - a constant nuisance for surrounding neighborhoods, as they crank the speakers up higher every year. What little name the city has is usually followed up with some ridiculous announcement of how many more pot clubs have sprung up or how many people have died from house fires. This often hides the more refined parts of Santa Clara, which often includes small, one or two-day competitions for musicians and artists who get featured in either the Triton Museum of Art (artists) or in some other city (commonly schoolkids who have taken up Orchestra or Band.) Which sucks, since it robs reputation away from the best place in the Bay.

Person 1: Hey man did you hear about San Jose State's music students winning the state competition?

Person 2: You idiot, they were an Ensemble from Santa Clara.

or:

Person 1: Dude, I didn't know Santa Clara had such great Artists!

Person 2: Yeah, nobody knows because the bigger cities like to take them away to their art schools.

Santa Clara by TaiomiFox July 11, 2011

Santa Clara 

the place wouldnt be so bad, but surly fuckin lives there. so it pretty much sucks hella dick.

surly is a bitch ass hoe, and she lives in santa clara.

Santa Clara by chicken head October 27, 2003

Santa Clara Bucksaw 

A term for a sex position that originated in Upstate NY. The term is synonymous with the Eiffel Tower sex position.

TC: Did you enjoy that Santa Clara Bucksaw last night?
Annette: Yeah, it was really fun.
RJ: I didn't have fun, I had to do anal!

Santa Clara Bucksaw by TrailerParkKing January 18, 2016

Santa Clara University 

1. A private Jesuit school in South Bay area run by President Kevin (w)o(ah)' Brien. A home to the Broncos. You know you're at SCU cause parties happen every wednesday and weekend or find a dayger happening down bellomy st., creator of date and a fifth. School where the tradition is to ride the bronco statue and swim in the fountain before you graduate, where rats find a home in the ceiling of Benson cafe, and you can always find a smile from Ceila's who works at the Cellar Market.

2. School that beat LSU and Pepperdine in the fill it forward challenge

Hey, what school do you go to?

Santa Clara University! Gooo Broncos!

Santa Clara University by saysikern December 8, 2019

Santa Clara County 

Santa Clara County is located at the southern end of the San Francisco Bay Area and includes all of the City of San Jose, which is the 10th largest city in the United States. As of 2010, the County had a population of 1,781,642. Santa Clara County is also known as the Silicon Valley. Santa Clara is the most populous county in the Bay Area region, and one of the most affluent counties in the United States. It is also known to have one of the best-run local governments.

1. Santa Clara County is awesome because it is the home of everything tech, including Google, Apple, Stanford University, and the Silicon Valley.

Santa Clara County by qwerty123434312 July 25, 2011

Santa Clara Hockey 

When a team lacks skill, coaching, and embarrasses California hockey. Purposely loses games, also known as throwing a game.

Gese, that is a joke, that team is a Santa Clara Hockey.

Santa Clara Hockey by Hockey40 March 19, 2011