Sandwich Me
Sandwich Me by Slimycooterleftovers August 13, 2020
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Blow Me Sandwich
wraps various sandwich items around penis (dong) and eats them off layer by layer before sucking you off. proceeding to make sandwich for you with your own cum and sharing it, eating it down to the center just as the Lady and the Tramp would eat spaghetti.
Blow Me Sandwich by granny goes bareback July 19, 2014
Make me a sandwich
*GIRL TALKING TO FRIEND*
Girl: My boyfriend keeps yelling at me, "MAKE ME A SANDWICH, BITCH!" He's being sexist and now I need a good comeback to say to him.. ANY SUGGESTIONS?
Guy friend: Well, you better comeback with a god damn sandwich.
Girl: My boyfriend keeps yelling at me, "MAKE ME A SANDWICH, BITCH!" He's being sexist and now I need a good comeback to say to him.. ANY SUGGESTIONS?
Guy friend: Well, you better comeback with a god damn sandwich.
Make me a sandwich by da tr00f July 27, 2009
bitch make me a sandwich
bitch make me a sandwich by outlaw June 19, 2006
bitch make me a sandwich
sara told me to switch off the football game, but instead i told her to shut the fuck up and make me a sandwich.
bitch make me a sandwich by jimbob February 15, 2003
Go make me a sandwich
A saying used when one person completely dominates another person in a game, contest, sport, etc. Implies that the winner has complete possession of the broken competitor, thus placing the loser in a condition of servitude in the form of the construction and delivery of a sandwich.
We're not playing again-I just beat you 50 times in a row! I think it's time for you to go make me a sandwich.
Go make me a sandwich by Dub P August 26, 2005
Sudo make me a sandwich
The ultimate way to get that sandwich you want when you can't leave your computer because someone is wrong on the internet!
Sudo make me a sandwich by Kayla Conspiracy January 30, 2009
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