Sanders Ong

n. A scrawny, vulnerable, gang bang victim who disguises his ass raping as high-school wrestilng.

Sanders, you lost that match on purpose.

Sanders Ong by TrashCrap January 7, 2005

Cael Sanderson 

Won Gold in the 2004 Olympics in wrestling, was also a 4x undefeated NCAA champion.

Cael Sanderson is considered one of the greatest US wrestlers of all time.

Cael Sanderson by Jake Jakeford August 7, 2008

Brandon Sanderson 

Brandon Sanderson is a fiction and fantasy author who became well known for finishing the Wheel of Time series after the author Robert Jordan's death in 2007.

He is, however, a more than competent writer in his own right, penning gripping stories with complex plots, world building, and fascinating magic systems.

"He's coming to Seattle for a book signing!!"
"Who is?"
"Brandon Sanderson, of course! Who else would I be this excited about?"

Brandon Sanderson by diggorydiue November 24, 2013

Cael Sanderson 

One of the best wrestlers of all time. Has a record of 159 wins and 0 losses.

Jesus reincarnated.

Guy A : Did you hear about Cael Sanderson winning Gold at the 84kg weight class?

Guy B: Yeah, I heard he also fought off Romans and wiped out the dinosuars.

Cael Sanderson by Billy Billster June 21, 2009

Alex Sanderson

Definitely the most awesome person in the world! Seen as a bit of a retard by some people, but that is what makes him so cool. Not afraid to say what he thinks, and is definitely the most epic person ever.

Alex Sanderson IS SO COOL!

Alex Sanderson by bobjimjennyno November 30, 2011

Sandersonism

Tthe art of stealing private information from Arsenal youth players, publishing it, then letting the players get bollocked by Liam Brady.

Example: Hi Sanderson, I'm joining Plymouth on a 2 year trial.

Sandersonism gets put into practice after he publishes it on Young Guns.

Sandersonism by GoonerTalk July 20, 2010

Sanderson 

An extremely clever man, who knows the world and his wife.... and they're professional sports star kids.

They say you only need to know 5 people in the world in order to build up enough connections to enable you to know everyone on the planet. Unless you know a Sanderson! A Sanderson knows everyone, some even believe some Sanderson's knows who assassinated J.F. Kennedy, and the whereabouts of 2-Pac, they also know every famous sports star on earth because they are part of the vast Sanderson family tree.

(e.g. Chris Hoy - 2nd Cousin )

Urban legend has it a 'Sanderson' once sat next to Bill gates on the bus and advised him that computers would definitely catch on. Need i say anymore, Sanderson knows everyone and everything.

Teacher "Does anyone know anything about windsurfing" ?

Millie "My friend Alice is amazing at windsurfing, she's been doing it for years and just won the England Championships"

Jake "Steady on Shat, we got ourselves a Sanderson"

Sanderson by 123 abc April 22, 2016