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A term created by Pinedog2 and ElioTrophic— this term is used to prolong the respectable nature of an nsfw joke, especially in the instance that it is downplayed by another statement.
“ I’m sorry, I’ve ruined the Sanctitty of your very obvious sex joke. “

“ Nah man, respect my Sanctitty. “
Sanctitty by ElioTrophic June 5, 2023
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sanctitty of marriage

Refers to da "hands off da merchandise" status dat tying da knot is supposed to grant (or impose, depending on da actual preferences of whichever chick we're talking about here) a lady's boobs wif regards to anyone besides her husband.
It's often da case dat if you ask a big-chested gal really nicely, she might be willing to disregard da sanctitty of marriage and allow you "pleeze squeeze theeze" privileges anyway.

Santittany 

Refers to the mash up the names of Santana and Brittany from Glee. Usually used by those who 'ship' or support a romantic relationship between the two characters. made famous (ish) by actress Naya Rivera who plays Santana when she used it at Comic-Con 2010. Also known as Brittana...
Girl 1: Oh My Gosh I hope Brittana happens this season on Glee, their characters are so meant to be together.
Girl 2: Oh haven't you heard? We're saying Santittany now since Naya Rivera referred to them as that.
Santittany by Faberittana x September 29, 2010

sanctity of marriage

The supposed reason why fundies oppose gay marriage. Then they cheat on their spouses, hook up in bathroom stalls, etc.

In the USA, the lowest divorce rates are in blue states (#1 is Massachusetts), and the highest divorce rates are in red states. Somehow it's the fault of those evil homosexuals.
Vito Fossella voted for the No Gay Marriage amendment, then flew home to impregnate his mistress. Do as I say, not as I do! That's the sanctity of marriage for you.

triangle of sanctitude 

A group of 3 friends swear an oath to never tell the other's secrets.
Dudes 1 and 2: Amanda R.C. from Canada, tell us the truth, it won't leave the triangle of sanctitude. Do you love us cuz we we actually did this?

Amanda: I'm so rattled. I can't even handle that. That's not even ok.

Dudes 1 and 2: We love you too :D

sanctity 

1: holiness of life and character : godliness
2 a: the quality or state of being holy or sacred : inviolability bplural : sacred objects, obligations, or rights
3: The unspoken respect you may have for a woman
My girlfriend ruined all her sanctity by fucking someone else, I could never get back with her.
sanctity by Daniel G. May 24, 2008

Sanctity of Marriage

The biggest bullcrap conservative Christians use to oppose gay marriage; while at the same time, cheating or divorcing on his/her spouse.
Anita Bryant uses the "Sanctity of Marriage" bullcrap to oppose gay marriage and yet she divorces her husband. What a hypocrite.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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