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san marino

A place where the nerds of the world gather and learn about the ways of the world.
San Marino High School's prom is like at Borders.
san marino by Elliot Min January 15, 2005

San Marin High-school 

The literal definition of depression stuck right in the middle of novato CA. You will not find a single happy soul here that isn't on drugs. If you encounter a freshman be sure to hit them with your car or kill them in any sort of way. To quote the school's principal, "the freshman class of 2022is a literal dumpster fire of human beings.”
"Dude i'm in a pit right now, I feel like i'm back at San Marin High-school."
"Darn dude! Meet me at SRJC and we can smoke some pot."
"Nah man I got to college of Marin”

San Marino

The most racially weird city in the world. San Marino mostly consists of incredibly white people or asians (most Chinese) with the occassional Eastern Indian. Also known as 'Chan Marino'.
Person 1 - "Chan Marino, oops i mean San Marino high just got a new football feild."

Person 2 - "What do they use it for? Ping Pong tournaments?"
San Marino by holla@me July 17, 2006

San Marinese kiss 

In France they usually great each other with 5 pecks on the cheek using their lips. In San Marino a slightly different approach is taken. The male grasps his penis and slaps the female across the face several times. Ranging from 3 to 8 slaps. Anymore it is known as rape.
Mario: Betty! Nice to see you! (San Marinese kiss)

Betty: Thank you Mario. Nice to see you too! (wipes off pre-cum)
San Marinese kiss by Pete616 November 10, 2010

San Marino

A citystate which forbids lawn ornaments such as flaming pink flamingos to exist on one's lawn fronts. Displays of these gaudy items are discouraged with expensive fines.
You will treat this lawn as though it was in San Marino, any trash on the grass will be cited and ticketed.

san marino

The 4th smallest country in the world. Completely surrounded by Italy.
Capital: San Marino
san marino by dictator October 19, 2003