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Samuel k is a drunk Indian boy with a raping disorder which means he rapes any girl in sight he is so gay he rapes boys aswell and rapes miss heart well and miss goldsborough and very dumb.He is so Muslim all he says is Judy hundy hundy undy are and then has too much wine.He like kinger and dilane and safhia and Yasmine and dreams of raping them in bed.He needs help from jesus.

Samuel k rapes girls

Samuel k by Kelvin the crackhead June 12, 2019

Samuel Knutton

Verb
1. To pull a Samuel Knutton is to theoretically cause all women within a 100-yard radius to instantly orgasm.

Noun
1. The sexiest man alive
2. A person with the nicest most dripping wet legs in the universe, they make you want to go all doggo and hump that shit and impregnate his legs. (I let my girlfriend write this one)

Verb
1. Holy crap! Did you see Gavin just pull a Samuel Knutton!

Noun
1. That guy is such a Samuel Knutton
2. I don't even want to make an example for this one.

Samuel Knutton by KellKvothe January 29, 2019

Samuel Kim

The best person who ever lived, except Jebus

Samuel!!!!!!!!!OMG ITS SAMUEL KIM!!!!!!!!

Samuel Kim by KMKIKMIM March 31, 2020

Samuel Kevin

The best thing that has happened to Elisha. The kindest most patient man ever and anyone would be lucky to know him.

I love you Samuel Kevin. Happy Birthday.

Samuel Kevin by thiqueapple June 17, 2019

samuel kikkert

a racist fuck that cant take a joke. He can talk shit but cant take it. HE LOVES THE COCK. LOVES IT. he does hate crimes to little children in his 2nd gen dodge. He always has a cum load in his lip spitting everywhere. He cant ride a bike to save his life he brakes everything he touches . o shit got to go here is right here. He loves the cock. no balls to rock a mullet

samuel kikkert is to do nothing with your life

samuel kikkert by timothy hurst October 22, 2018

Samuel kenmare

a Samuel kenmare is a famous youtube with 1 million subscribers. he is famously known for shitting himself. his content is mainly him diving in baths half naked with bois. on his YouTube he makes fifa videos with his boyfriend called jack dempsey

NO WAY ITS SAMUEL KENMARE!!!!!!

Samuel kenmare by Jack butterworth October 21, 2020

Elijah samuel kurien

Basically a nigga!,
Also search - Moru,Sike,Niggamofo,Mofo

Elijah samuel kurien makes VANAKARI

Elijah samuel kurien by DA_BOSS6969 February 10, 2018

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026