A person who exemplifies strong dependable qualities, and who is an extremely smart, loyal, interesting, and caring person. Often shy to strangers but extremely talkative to friends, and keeps only a few close ones. This person loves helping others and putting others before themselves. They are also prone to lots of embarrassing and regrettable stories, but a day with them is neverboring and they will always enjoy your presence. A great friend to acquire in your life.
Person 1:"Oh that girlnever talks, she must be shy."
Person 2: "No I've seen her talk lots... I guess it's only around friends. She must be a Samora."
Person 1: "Yeah, that makes sense. Plus she's in my math class and is super smart."
A mature lady, whom is open with the people she knows. Paints a smile of the fakest things. Has a physco killer moodswing at times, she is the sweetest apple of the bunch but is underestimated. A unique, one of a kind, very hard to get, will give a good fight for what she wants. Samoya is an intelligent, down to earth person, someone you can always turn to when you need help, she is loyal, personable, caring and also a keeper.
Mom: son how was school today?
Son: it was great I met a samoya.
Mom: really?
Son: yes! She is amazing.
(v) The act of shitting in a bath towel and stuffing it in the linen closet. Performed at a party to which you were not invited but are too drunk to leave.
(n) A towel that has been shat in and stuffed into the linen closet.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.