Samla 

A beautiful Persian girl that has best fucking eyes😻 and have fun boyfriend

Her hair is beautiful and she has damn fine body.

Samla, a girl with gorgeous eyes.

Samla by Samla August 17, 2018

Samla 

Samla is a urban legend of the country Bangladesh. He is a fat entity that roams around woman for their attention, BE EXTRA CAREFUL when he is tryna get close to yo girl cause he bouta cope that shit. If you have that fat hybrid of a beast in a friend group with you HE WILL TRY TO PLAGIARIZE, CAUSE HAVOC AND TRY TO GET AS MUCH POWER IN THE GROUP AS POSSIBLE. If it is a discord group KICK THAT FAT SLOB OF LARD OUT! he is also very kind a chill but still a bitch.

Eww look at that politician he is just like a samla!! fat and a tyrant.

Samla by Noneknowsmebutiknowthem January 26, 2022

Samla 

A species of ant. Easily aggravated and will attack you even if unprovoked, however, can sometimes but very rarely be cool.

Samla is quite annoying

Samla by fartcontroller17 April 18, 2022

THE SALAD GLOVE® 

(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)

**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**

Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.

THE SALAD GLOVE® by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013

salad shootin' 

When you've eaten too much salad, or other fiber source, and the second your butt hits the toilet seat feces shoots out at high velocity.

Neil: Hey man, you coming, we're gonna be late for that statistical overview meeting!

Bob: Naw, dude, I'm gonna be salad shootin' for a few more hours. NEVER eat Mexican yogurt!!!

salad shootin' by BADxKARMA April 4, 2013

Sahla 

Sahlas are really kind young women. They are insanely smart, very pretty and always have sympathy for others. Although they seem happy, Sahlas are hurt deep inside. They are probably from a rich family, and end up getting all the luxury, but cry themselves to sleep every night. They self harm and pretend its ok. Sahlas tend to be quite bitchey but only cos they are overthinkers. They apologise afterwards, and will be the greatest girl you have ever met. Sahlas find the best man, even though they have several people asking them out. If a Sahla is in love with you, you are special. They can be introverted most of the time, and are very loud on the internet, but quiet and shy in real life.
Sahlas are keepers. They are prettier than most people, even though they face a lot of criticism when they go plainfaced. They are the kindest girls you will meet in your entire life.

Yo are you dealing Sahla???
-yh

Damn bro, you got the prettiest, cleverest girl in the class!

Sahla by yo mamma is a hot one September 27, 2020

right in front of my salad 

a meme from a gay porn scene where two guys are fucking in front of a woman who is enjoying her salad. she responds with "are you serious? right in front of my salad?" it is used to express annoyance when someone is doing something totally inappropriate in front of your eyes.

"Are you seriously being transphobic? Right in front of my salad?"

right in front of my salad by imahoeaf August 3, 2017