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same-time
When two partners in the act of coitus reach orgasm at the same time. They would say that they “same-timed.” This is enjoyable to both partners as they have synced their orgasms to reach peak climax simultaneously.
Partner 1: “Hey, did you just?”
Partner 2: “Yeah. Did you...”
Partner 1: “Yup. Did we just same-time?”
Partner 2: “We did.”
Partner 2: “Yeah. Did you...”
Partner 1: “Yup. Did we just same-time?”
Partner 2: “We did.”
same-time by Sexplainer1 February 8, 2021
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same time • Same moon same time • active at the same time • Green Blue Same Time • two chicks same time • All the women are orgasming at the same time • Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude. • shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time • can't walk and chew gum at the same time • Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time
Mr. Incredible Becoming Uncanny and Canny at the Same Time
This is like the fusion sequel of the meme Mr. Incredible Becoming Uncanny where Mr. Incredible progressively becomes more and more traumatized and ascends simultaneously, which can lead to him becoming potentially insane both inside and outside the mortal realm and the universe itself.
The meme has reached the point where people fusing the same level of phases of 2 versions of Mr. Incredible Becoming ??? Memes combined to uniquely milk the meme. This form of the Mr. Incredible meme is only used in template-like formats.
The meme has reached the point where people fusing the same level of phases of 2 versions of Mr. Incredible Becoming ??? Memes combined to uniquely milk the meme. This form of the Mr. Incredible meme is only used in template-like formats.
Has the meme died yet?
Nope, there's Mr. Incredible Becoming Uncanny and Canny at the Same Time, giving more people ideas to uniquely milk the meme
Nope, there's Mr. Incredible Becoming Uncanny and Canny at the Same Time, giving more people ideas to uniquely milk the meme
Mr. Incredible Becoming Uncanny and Canny at the Same Time by SBG times March 19, 2023
shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time
“my shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time”
“im so sorry, please buy more (buy more means gain the will to live)”
“im so sorry, please buy more (buy more means gain the will to live)”
shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time by glyz December 11, 2022
can't walk and chew gum at the same time
A person who is extremely clumsy, or who often is sporting bandages covering minor injuries, might be said to be incapable of "walking and chewing gum at the same time".
After the third time in one month that the new office assistant was electrocuted while trying to clear a paper jam in the office copier, the supervisor shook his head and asked the Personnel office to move the employee to another department with no machinery in it, as "this guy can't walk and chew gum at the same time".
can't walk and chew gum at the same time by ctsurv553 October 15, 2015
Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude.
A quote from the Disney computer-animated film "The Wild", to be uttered when you and someone else both happen to say something at the same time. Is EXTREMELY irritating, especially when your six and five-year-old brothers say it every single fricking opportunity they can possibly get. Believe me, I know.
Tom and Jake in unison: Who likes BACON!?!?
Me: Aww, so cute! I DO!!!
Tom and Jake: Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude.
Me: Ha, ha...uh...funny...
Tom and Jake: Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude.
Me: Okay, that's kinda getting old...
Tom and Jake: DUDE!!! WE SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME!!! DUDE!!!
Me: Oh, for the LOVE OF...
Tom and Jake: DUDE!!! WE SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME!!! DUDE!!!
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (runs away screaming like a lunatic and pounds head against nearest wall)
Me: Aww, so cute! I DO!!!
Tom and Jake: Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude.
Me: Ha, ha...uh...funny...
Tom and Jake: Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude.
Me: Okay, that's kinda getting old...
Tom and Jake: DUDE!!! WE SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME!!! DUDE!!!
Me: Oh, for the LOVE OF...
Tom and Jake: DUDE!!! WE SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME!!! DUDE!!!
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (runs away screaming like a lunatic and pounds head against nearest wall)
Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude. by lollylollylollyPOP!!! May 30, 2007
two chicks same time
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks same time, man
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks same time, man
two chicks same time by Doggtown31LCC November 9, 2011
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A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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