Salmon Sex

When a woman is so ugly that the man tosses off on the bed, leaves the room and then the woman squirms around on the jizz thus completing the sex act, just like salmon do.

"Hey man, that chick is so ugly I wouldn't have salmon sex with her".

"I wouldn't have salmon sex with her with your dick".

by Space Freak January 2, 2012

Sex salmon

A term applied to a partner that gets a girl so wet that he must swim upstream between her thighs before pleasing her.

Hey, you know that kid named Brad? I heard from Britney that he is a total sex salmon.

by Drtrantheman123 May 13, 2016

sexual salmon

A good center cut piece of salmon that is bought for a significant other, lady friend or Pirate Hooker. With the intentions of having a mind blowing time in a Motel 6 hotel room.

I could tell Tina was enjoying the sexual salmon but something told me it was going to take more.

by Metalandcinnamonrolls November 15, 2018

Sexy Salmon

When a woman has a seizure during sex but you keep trying to have intercourse

Me and Becky did the sexy salmon and that’s why she is in the hospital

by The Fish Fingerer October 29, 2018

Sexy Salmon

When you are having sex with the woman on top facing you and your child unexpectedly and suddenly enters the room causing the woman to leap forwards over you to a prone position like a salmon jumping a waterfall.

We really need a lock on that door, Cheryl did the sexy salmon last night

by LordKillington November 8, 2020

SalmonSeek

Salmon Seek is an unordinary person that doesn't know what they are doing.

It is somebody who likes to seek for salmon in a river but doesn't know how to.

Salmon Seek is one of those people you forget about after sleeping for one night.

SalmonSeek is dumb. SalmonSeek likes to seek salmon. SalmonSeek is an amateur.

by Hqtm November 5, 2021