salish
a name for someone who is sarcastic and sassy. Usually, the person is intelligent and has a witty comeback for everything. They make people laugh by using innuendos. If you have this person for a friend, you can never get bored.
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Salish Apocalypse
April 8, 2014: The date when Microsoft stops providing support (including critical security patches) for Windows XP Service Pack 3.
Currently, more than 30% of all computers (including many large corporations' workstations) run Windows XP. After the Salish Apocalypse, any new vulnerabilities that are discovered will not be patched by Microsoft. This means that XP users will be living in a permanent zero-day environment, and companies that still refuse to upgrade will be easy prey for criminals and anarchists.
Currently, more than 30% of all computers (including many large corporations' workstations) run Windows XP. After the Salish Apocalypse, any new vulnerabilities that are discovered will not be patched by Microsoft. This means that XP users will be living in a permanent zero-day environment, and companies that still refuse to upgrade will be easy prey for criminals and anarchists.
"I don't get how so many companies can still be refusing to upgrade to Windows 7 or 8. I bet there are fifty guys around the world sitting on zero-day exploits just waiting for the Salish Apocalypse. It's going to suck."
Salish Apocalypse by Carolinianjeff December 16, 2013
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Salish Middle School
A school in the Pacific Northwest. Many many basic thots will make fun of the sixth graders for being virgins. A student tried to commit suicide by jumping off of the roof twice, but Salish Middle School covered that up and made sure no one had a convo about it. Very bad anti bullying system, but which school doesn’t have one? Lots of weebs and furries, avoid them. Weebs will say that people who play Minecraft aren’t gamers while obsessing over an anime strategy game which they only play for the reason of marrying one of the characters. Least wimpiest school in North Thurston district, Aspire middle school is obviously the wimpiest. All of the staff are either feminists or despise women, no in between. Good side is that it isn’t a white school; there are mostly brown kids. Overall, lame school. Salish snitches got Minecraft classic blocked.
Todd: “hey jim, I heard one of the students here at Salish Middle School tried to commit suicide by jumpi-“
School principal: “Hey, woah woah woah”
School principal: “Hey, woah woah woah”
Salish Middle School by I have gonorrhea sksksksksk October 4, 2019
Salish Matter
weird ass little white girl who is currently 13 and manipluated into tiktok trends. she is a wannabe gangster, dressing in revealing clothes, getting into the NYC bronx scene, etc. what makes her even worse is that she is trying so hard to fit in w the latina and black girls. she thinks her whole life is based of her career, but her dad spent half his life raising the children + building up his reputation. all the other girls get into the Y2K scene and buy pro club and instagram clothing brands, but what does she do to fit in? remove her past and get some damn target clothes for kids. fucking retard
Salish Matter is a bitch.
Salish Matter is a wannabe Latina.
Salish Matter only rocks Target Clothes.
Salish Matter is milking off her dad for money.
Salish Matter is your local dumbass in the Hills.
Salish Matter is a wannabe Latina.
Salish Matter only rocks Target Clothes.
Salish Matter is milking off her dad for money.
Salish Matter is your local dumbass in the Hills.
Salish Matter by amarihahawtflmao April 10, 2023
Salish CIRCA
CIRCA (clandestine insurgent rebel clown army) Salish CIRCA was founded for the May first general strike in Seattle in 2012. But have since carried on to other protest actions and organize there own demonstrations.They are a rag tag group of activists turned rebel clowns who use humor and clown inspired tactics to cause mischief to and trouble for the establishment.They are anti cop anti corporation and anti authority of any kind.For more on the Salish CIRCA of Seattle check out there Face Book page
Salish CIRCA by Furst Lewtanant Gonzo December 17, 2012
Salish Middle School
The middle school that all the retards got sent to instead of anywhere else in Lacey & Olympia. Most of the boys here are either transsexual men, football jocks, or nerds. Girls on the other hand are becoming a dying faction since every girl either is a overly apparent transsexual man or a non-binary whatever. The small denominator of girls however are annoying or as rude as a rotten egg. Most of them spread either gossip or join in with the men during class to annoy the teacher to the point of sheer fury. During most periods, the rambunctious yahoos of the classes either fire up their chromebook and go onto "Unblocked games number 01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011" or just constantly make innuendos and annoying jokes the entire time and never do anything else. Now that I've listed a lot about the people, lets share somethings about the school itself. There were reports of pot use, a guy jumped off the second story railing, everyone hates each other, and the anti-bullying system here is as non-existent as Russel's Teapot, and seemingly everyone is bullied here. Now, with all the cons I've listed here, you might think "Hey, there must be a silver lining.", and you'd be right. The food here is good at best, and that's the one thing we all like here.
Salish Middle School by Beltbucklebystander November 9, 2021
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