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salandered 

when some deserving asshole in authority finally gets what's coming to them in a unique and beautiful way, without expecting it at all.

originating from the best heroine of all time, Lisbeth Salander
those doctors testified that she was retarded, little did they know they were about to be excruciatingly salandered.
salandered by shanipriya August 14, 2010
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Salaried Whore 

A professional prostitute who is not paid per trick, but annually.

This is a term, or phrase, invented by the undersigned as a rejoinder to a poet who said (and many other writers agree) that "cellar door" is the most poetic phrase in English. I alleged, in response, that "salaried whore" would do just as well, and is a more stimulating term.
Millie was a salaried whore in Soho.
Salaried Whore by Pierre de la Ramee February 17, 2010

Adaptive Non-Salaried Position (Adaptive-NS) 

A change of employment status from a full-time, salaried position to an Adaptive Non-Salaried Position (Adaptive-NS) without the security, benefits and perks usually associated with full time work.
"At least with a layoff, I'd know I was out of work, but apparently this Adaptive Non-Salaried Position (Adaptive-NS) reclassification is supposed to make me think I'm making a sideways move - just without health care, retirement benefits or any notion of a future. Do I look that stupid?"

samaniego 

A cool person with a great personality and always kind if you see a guy with the last name Samaniego you should kiss him because he always has his hoes and is a very large penis and is a complete SAVAGE!!!
My friend is Samaniego always has at least two hoes!!
samaniego by Johnny stalker May 14, 2018

Salatiel 

Salatiel’s are a one of a kind. You’ll only ever meet one in your life, if a girl meets one she’ll instantly fall in love, his voice is monotonous but he is funny and doesn’t even try he just lives, his passions include writing learning and cooking. They are extremely flirtation towards girls they want and might go in for an unexpected kiss. He treats his friends with respect and will never snitch. He always finds a way to live a good life and be stress free. They are the oddest when it comes to how their lives function they may seem peaceful and quiet but they can know how to have fun better than any other person, they’re usually always light skin with wavy or straight hair have full lips and a smile that will make you tremble. They’re extremely attractive but on occasions overly confident and may seem cocky. If you meet one keep him it’s like finding a moon rock inside of a car, RARE.
Have you met Salatiel? He’s sooo attractive.
Salatiel by Laine234 May 21, 2019

shalanie 

shalanie is a nice caring person, she honesty doesn't give a damn. Deep down she's a caring person, but don't get on her bad side or she will mess you up. She is a brilliant minded in any situation and therefor if you have a shalanie keep her close in your heart as she will do the same.
"what's her name?"

"her name is shalanie"
"damn she badd"
shalanie by yourpa simone January 22, 2020
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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