salaried

1. In the USA, typically an annual wage rate based upon a 40 hour (snicker) work week.
2. Taking it in the ass from the man who signs your pay check.
3. Thinking of your hourly rate and getting sick. Because you are in essence your boss's labor bitch and the calculation will result in rapid onset depression.

Your Buddy: "So how's work?"
You: "Ya mean that 50-70 hour thing I do each week?"
Your Buddy: "Yeah - er...jeez. Are you hourly?"
You: "Fuck I wish. I'm salaried."

* Translation *

Your Buddy: "So how's work?"
You: "Ya mean that 50-70 hour thing I do each week?"
Your Buddy: "Yeah - er...jeez. Are you hourly?"
You: "Fuck I wish. I'm just taking it in the ass from the man who signs my pay check."

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Your Buddy: "So how's work?"
You: "Ya mean that 50-70 hour thing I do each week?"
Your Buddy: "Yeah - er...jeez. Are you hourly?"
You: "Fuck I don't want to think about it. I'm salaried."

* Translation *

Your Buddy: "So how's work?"
You: "Ya mean that 50-70 hour thing I do each week?"
Your Buddy: "Yeah - er...jeez. Are you hourly?"
You: "Fuck I don't want to think about it. I'm thinking about my hourly rate and getting sick."

by Mr. J OneLessThanRe June 14, 2011

Salaried Whore

A professional prostitute who is not paid per trick, but annually.

This is a term, or phrase, invented by the undersigned as a rejoinder to a poet who said (and many other writers agree) that "cellar door" is the most poetic phrase in English. I alleged, in response, that "salaried whore" would do just as well, and is a more stimulating term.

Millie was a salaried whore in Soho.

by Pierre de la Ramee February 17, 2010

salaried slave

A funny way to call an employee.

Slave owners figured out that they can exploit human beings more profitably by tricking them and enslaving them covertly. The trick works like this. Employers post a help wanted ad, interview candidates and hire the ones they see will be more productive. They pay each employee a salary. By hiring a worker employers, some of who are in reality slave masters, have shifted the burden of maintaining a slave from themselves to the employee because now the employee is the one who must obtain his or her own food, clothing, shelter, and transportation. That is what salaries are for, and that's why some 'Help Wanted' ads should really be called 'Slave Wanted' ads, some employees a 'salaried slave,' and some employers 'slave masters.'

by but for December 24, 2017

Adaptive Non-Salaried Position (Adaptive-NS)

A change of employment status from a full-time, salaried position to an Adaptive Non-Salaried Position (Adaptive-NS) without the security, benefits and perks usually associated with full time work.

"At least with a layoff, I'd know I was out of work, but apparently this Adaptive Non-Salaried Position (Adaptive-NS) reclassification is supposed to make me think I'm making a sideways move - just without health care, retirement benefits or any notion of a future. Do I look that stupid?"

by Gainfully Funemployed October 21, 2009

safaried

The act of being gang-banged by someone of every ethnicity; white, black, Hispanic, oriental, and south Asian.

OMG! Sophie got safaried so hard last night!

by Gasoline boy January 17, 2014