Salamibot 

A man that identifies as an autonomous humanoid robot that claims to excel at stealing beer and abducting women against their will. In reality their true objectives involve telling "your mama" jokes and hoarding hard cured meats, primarily salami.

"He showed up to the party saying he would drink all my beers and threatened to steal my girlfriend. Two hours later he was talking in binary numbers and eating slices of salami out of his pocket like a slob"
"What a Salamibot!"

Salamibot by Delicatessen69 January 19, 2022

Slambot 

Simultaneous Localization and Mapping (SLAM) Robot.

Often spelled as SLAMbot, SLAMBOT, SLAM-Bot.

"...the SLAMBOT has two attached actuation systems which cause the robot to be lifted off the surface when the ultrasound sensors are used..."

- from W. Wang, T. C. Henderson, A. Joshi and E. Grant, "SLAMBOT: Structural health monitoring robot using lamb waves," 2014 International Conference on Multisensor Fusion and Information Integration for Intelligent Systems (MFI), Beijing, 2014, pp. 1-7, doi: 10.1109/MFI.2014.6997700.

Slambot by smoketres December 31, 2020

Slambot 

A robot or cyborg whose sole purpose is to be brutally fucked by a male.

A group of us guys are going to bone my slambot tonight.

Slambot by Tom_J November 3, 2010

slambot 

Five card draw with no wilds.

As the deck of cards was passed to Travis, he declared, "Slambot. Who's playing?"

slambot by Dao March 7, 2005

salamino 

Sweet, intimate way by which gattina loves to call my dick, when it is not hard and erected. It springs from the well-known shape of salame and has no relation to the dick's size.

Is salamino sleeping now ?...so cute, let me wake him up by my tongue and lips ....

salamino by gattino July 23, 2004

salamigo 

I want salamiiiii

Hey mom, salamigo

salamigo by LenaLuvsIt December 10, 2016

salammbo 

indefinable.

salammbo is stupid. Or maybe she's not. She's indefinable

salammbo by GodHatesSalammbo August 9, 2017