Delicatessen69's definitions

Salamibot

A man that identifies as an autonomous humanoid robot that claims to excel at stealing beer and abducting women against their will. In reality their true objectives involve telling "your mama" jokes and hoarding hard cured meats, primarily salami.

"He showed up to the party saying he would drink all my beers and threatened to steal my girlfriend. Two hours later he was talking in binary numbers and eating slices of salami out of his pocket like a slob"
"What a Salamibot!"

by Delicatessen69 January 19, 2022