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Salamibot 

A man that identifies as an autonomous humanoid robot that claims to excel at stealing beer and abducting women against their will. In reality their true objectives involve telling "your mama" jokes and hoarding hard cured meats, primarily salami.
"He showed up to the party saying he would drink all my beers and threatened to steal my girlfriend. Two hours later he was talking in binary numbers and eating slices of salami out of his pocket like a slob"
"What a Salamibot!"
Salamibot by Delicatessen69 January 19, 2022
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salamino 

Sweet, intimate way by which gattina loves to call my dick, when it is not hard and erected. It springs from the well-known shape of salame and has no relation to the dick's size.
Is salamino sleeping now ?...so cute, let me wake him up by my tongue and lips ....
salamino by gattino July 23, 2004

Salaminoids 

“We have to cook this thoroughly so we don’t get salaminoids”
Salaminoids by Pigatron June 17, 2018