A small town in Marion County, Oregon. City motto: "Welcome to Saint Paul - Marion County's Smallest Gene Pool"
The town is also well known for it's cowboy on a bucking bronco logo. It's on everything that will accept an image. Paper, street signs, banners, and tattoos in unmentionable places.
The city has an unusual affinity for garbage. Each year the town holds an annual "Trail Ride" a couple of weeks before the rodeo, and invites people from far and wide to ride their horses through the streets of town leaving piles of fragrant "road apples" for the residents to deal with.
After the rodeo, city residents are no doubt thrilled to see piles of rotting garbage arouind their city park, empty beer bottles and cans everywhere, and aromatic puddles of vomit left by inebriated rodeo fans who've taken off their "cowboy duds" and left town for another year.
The town is also well known for it's cowboy on a bucking bronco logo. It's on everything that will accept an image. Paper, street signs, banners, and tattoos in unmentionable places.
The city has an unusual affinity for garbage. Each year the town holds an annual "Trail Ride" a couple of weeks before the rodeo, and invites people from far and wide to ride their horses through the streets of town leaving piles of fragrant "road apples" for the residents to deal with.
After the rodeo, city residents are no doubt thrilled to see piles of rotting garbage arouind their city park, empty beer bottles and cans everywhere, and aromatic puddles of vomit left by inebriated rodeo fans who've taken off their "cowboy duds" and left town for another year.
Saint Paul, Oregon is a great place to get drunk at the trail ride and watch my horse poop in the street.
by Komissar Mxyzptlk November 6, 2009
A relitively small city in Minnesota. It is one of the two Twin Cities (the other one is Minneapolis).
by a clever name August 16, 2005
AKA St Paul
Saint Paul is a city of about 275,000 in Minnesota. Saint Paul is one of the Twin Cities, the other city being Minneapolis. Saint Paul is the capital of Minnesota. This is one fucked up town. To start out with, the streets in Saint Paul make about as much sense as wiping before you poop. There are streets that do the damnest things ever. Another sad fact about Saint Paul is the dumpy West Seventh Neighborhood and the eastside of Saint Paul. These areas are shittier then the ghettos of Chicago. With lawns lavishly decorated with many appliances and cars, one cannot feel but urged to get the hell out of there. With these areas of scum and filth, you'd think Saint Paul is a total shithole. There are a few good areas in Saint Paul. The Summit Avenue neighborhood, surrounding the beautiful Saint Paul Cathedral, contains homes so large and eligant, it's astonishing. Not too far away is the beautiful Capital Building. Our Capital is known to be the best building in all 50 states. Then across the I-35E, I-94 is the semi-ugly downtown area, where condos sell for $500,000 minimum (dumbasses). Then the smelly Mississippi River and damn does it smell. Well that's Saint Paul, Minnesota. Fuck it all, I'm moving to Cottage Grove.
Saint Paul is a city of about 275,000 in Minnesota. Saint Paul is one of the Twin Cities, the other city being Minneapolis. Saint Paul is the capital of Minnesota. This is one fucked up town. To start out with, the streets in Saint Paul make about as much sense as wiping before you poop. There are streets that do the damnest things ever. Another sad fact about Saint Paul is the dumpy West Seventh Neighborhood and the eastside of Saint Paul. These areas are shittier then the ghettos of Chicago. With lawns lavishly decorated with many appliances and cars, one cannot feel but urged to get the hell out of there. With these areas of scum and filth, you'd think Saint Paul is a total shithole. There are a few good areas in Saint Paul. The Summit Avenue neighborhood, surrounding the beautiful Saint Paul Cathedral, contains homes so large and eligant, it's astonishing. Not too far away is the beautiful Capital Building. Our Capital is known to be the best building in all 50 states. Then across the I-35E, I-94 is the semi-ugly downtown area, where condos sell for $500,000 minimum (dumbasses). Then the smelly Mississippi River and damn does it smell. Well that's Saint Paul, Minnesota. Fuck it all, I'm moving to Cottage Grove.
I'm lost, these roads are all fucked up." "Then we must be in Saint Paul, get back onto Shepard Road and get the hell out of here.
by kewlmanme123 May 9, 2005
The capitol of Minnesota the Eastside and Westside are ghetto as fuck and North and South are nice neighborhoods and the East and West tend to fight a lot and downtown drugs are sold every fucking street but St.Paul isn't as bad as North Minneapolis where anybody that they don't know down there is getting shot sorry to say
by sjl9492 March 19, 2007
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by gotthefuckoutofthere February 1, 2011
a tiny ass school in Park Ridge, Illinois. You’re lucky if your parents let you leave. While the uniforms aren’t actually that bad, the kids are terrible, prissy little brats, that think they’re the shit when everyone really hates them.
by spc kid October 7, 2019