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Saggy Tits 

The condition where a woman's or man's breasts hang down below the initial point of saggyness.
Ian, you have the looks of a 50 year old woman, you saggy tittied bastard...
Saggy Tits by Michel S August 11, 2004
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Saggy Tits 

Do your tits hang low?
Do they waddle to the floor?
Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder.. etc. etc.

Basically boobs that are either so big that they are touching your belly button or your just REALLY old.
DAYUM that girl has got some SAGGY TITS jeez.
Saggy Tits by Sharmainexox3932 February 17, 2008

saggy tits 

Usually said out of impulse, and unprovoked. The "tits" part is held on and exaggerated, and along with a gay voice it sounds very annoying. People usually say this when they are trying to make people like them.
Kid: Yeh, that tv program last night was great.
C.R(interupting): Yeh, SAGGY TIIIIIITS!!!! Ha hahahaha!
saggy tits by Owen January 12, 2005

saggy tits 

when a womans or mans breast's appear to become large tubesocks filled with warm oatmeal.
My grandmother's vagina reeks of mustard and she has some of the worst saggy tits this side of the mississippi...you should bang her.
saggy tits by KBRADODD March 28, 2008

Saggy tits 

Someone who is a fucking fat ass with super size saggy tits.
Someone like Nathan, bob, bobby, or Ian that has saggy tits and want to smack people with them
Saggy tits by Sally mic saggy tits August 17, 2018

Saggy tits 

A poo that has got scatty tits also ur nan probably has them also I like to succc on juicy saggy tits
NaN:will u succc my saggy tits plz
Me:of course boi that would be splendid my darling

NaN:oooouuuu aahhh yummy
Saggy tits by Bxdndnxjxb February 17, 2019

Saggy-tits bolger

When a woman decides to let her tits bounce in the wind while running.
He forgot his lunch, so his mom delivered it to him in the form of a saggy-tits bolger.
Saggy-tits bolger by Headonya November 4, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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