Saftey Dance 

1. n. A dance that is very safe.
2. n. A song that was popular in the 1980's and was supposedly about the policical situation in soviet russia... even though it made no sense at all.

1. Comon carl, lets do the saftey dance.
2. You can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind, cause' if your friends don't dance no if they don't dance well then there no friends of mine.
You can go where you want to, you can leave this world behind. And act like you come from out of this world and leave the real one far behind.

You can dance
Oh you can dance ect.

Saftey Dance by Atlec July 29, 2008

the safety dance

Extremely catchy song by the synth pop group Men Without Hats. It's about nonconformism and doing your own thing.

The Safety Dance Lyrics--

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance

the safety dance by Taylorman June 17, 2006

safety dance 

Best song of all time. EVERYBODY LOOK AT YOUR HANDS. insert clapping noise

We can dance, we can dance, everybodies taking the chance. SAFE TO DANCE!

safety dance by Rick September 5, 2003

Safety Dance 

A hit song in 80s and the favourite dance of That Guy. It wasn’t as safe as they said it was.

“Safety Dance time – dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dundun!”

Safety Dance by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

safety dance 

The act of masturbating.

Originally coined in a EuroPop song in the 1980's by Men Without Hats. The song includes such phrases as:

"We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind"

"We can go where we want to, a place they will never find"

"Everybody look at your hands"

"As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right"

In a overly-hyped, but dawning era of AIDS in the 1980's, masterbation and abstinence were considered essential safety behaviors - masterbation being the Safety Dance.

A similar song was Billy Idol's "Dancing With Myself".

"Where's Steve?", Dana asked.

"Oh, he's probably in the bathroom doing the Safety Dance", replied Dan.

SSS-AAA-FFF-EEE-TTT-YYY SAFETY DANCE!

safety dance by Danno456 November 12, 2006

the safety dance

sex with a condom

i either do the safety dance or none at all

the safety dance by nappyafrochik April 6, 2003

safety dance 

When two lumberjacks have anal sex with a condom, while wearing football pads, and with parental supervision.

I swear to batman, I saw Kenny give Austin the Safety Dance. His mom took pictures too. ^^

safety dance by Tomicide January 14, 2005