You work hard all day, you just wanted a simple dinner and you even managed to fuck that up. You overcooked the pasta. It’s literally just mush but you think actually adding any sauce whatsoever is going to salvage it. You were wrong. It’s still terrible. Now you have to decide to eat it in misery or starve. It’s spaghetti for a reason! It’s the only thing you have! There is no alternative. You really screwed your shit up this time you dumb motherfucker. Now all you have is your shame and a plate of sadspetti. You’re pathetic.
When you're inspired by how sad you are. Usually at 3am you get an urge to change your life around because it's a mess.
Mix of the words "sad" and "inspired"
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.