Sacsquatch 

A large, very hairy and very smelly scrotum.

On her search for wood, Patty came upon the giant Sacsquatch.

Sacsquatch by BobbySouth December 13, 2014

Sandsquatch 

A overly hairy guy wearing nothing but a marble bag while roaming the Beach.

Carlos was covered with fur. When he walked around the Beach without a shirt people claimed to have seen a Sandsquatch!

Sandsquatch by will bitten January 25, 2017

de-sasquatching 

The process of remove large sums of hair from the body as seen on Reddit /r/AskWomen

Girl 1: How long does it take you to shower?
Girl 2: It's around 10-15 minutes usually unless I'm doing a full on de-sasquatching which can bump up the time to 20-30 min.

de-sasquatching by LeftyGuns July 25, 2014

sasquatch balls 

When a guy does not man scape, trim his ball hair

Girl I could not find his dick because his sasquatch balls!

sasquatch balls by ashane July 5, 2017

Slacksquatch 

A mystical office creature, the urban equivalent of bigfoot, that is able to draw a paycheck without being seen. It survives by abusing "work from home" policies. This creature is generally shy, but can become agitated when called out on their lack of work output or general demotivational attitude. The Slacksquatch's diet consists mainly of Diet Coke and uncrushed potato chips, but they have been seen consuming the occasional Meat Mountain.

"It's 10:30AM and Todd is working from home again. I swear that dude is a damn Slacksquatch."

Slacksquatch by CitrixGoon December 25, 2014

Samsquanch

Improper pronounciation of the word "Sasquatch".

On the Canadian TV show "The Trailer Park Boys" the character named "Bubbles" pronounces Sasquatch "Samsquanch".

Samsquanch by kodiakmartin September 3, 2008

Cleveland Sasquatch 

A classic Cleveland Steamer preformed by
someone with a horribly harry ass.

Ethel felt fur coat fancy after George
gave her a steaming hot
Cleveland Sasquatch.

Cleveland Sasquatch by streetwhiz May 16, 2009