BobbySouth's definitions

Circumcensus

The procedure of systematically acquiring information about the uncircumcised members of a given room.

After scanning the men at the party, the foreskin obsessed Roberta began thinking of clever ways to conduct her circumcensus.

by BobbySouth October 11, 2016

treason-ish

The unpunished crime of betraying one's country through espionage and alternative facts.

Will Donald Trump & Michael Flynn be rightfully tried for treason or was their collusion with Russia simply treason-ish?

by BobbySouth February 15, 2017

Fursome

Group sex between four hairy gay men.

The two couples met on scruff and had a hot and sweaty fursome.

by BobbySouth December 27, 2014

Glaze Gutter

The signature trough or "gutter" that contains an additional serving of glazed sweetness that has been carved into the top of a meatloaf.

Robert's signature glaze gutter significantly enhanced the sweetness of his famous "meat-candy" meatloaf.

by BobbySouth January 1, 2017

Guygonzola

A type of cheese sometimes found underneath the foreskin of an uncircumcised man.

If I knew I would be served guygonzola when I went down on him, I would have
brought along some Triscuits.

by BobbySouth November 30, 2014

treasonish

The unpunished crime of betraying one's country through espionage and alternative facts.

Will Donald Trump & Michael Flynn be rightfully tried for treason or was their collusion with Russia simply treasonish?

by BobbySouth February 15, 2017

road trick

Hooking up with someone who is far away from your current location.

Grindr says that you are 162 miles away. I'm up for taking a road trick.

by BobbySouth January 21, 2016