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Sacroskank 

A person who is religious but also sexually promiscuous.
I went into the church the other day and saw some slut in there, and I thought, "What a Sacroskank !"
Sacroskank by Shit_4_Brains September 25, 2007

Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion 

A. Literally, As though extremely sacred, and yet against the predefined moral path. A fake holy heracy.

B. Something random that is shouted in the first verse of "Psychosocial" by Slipknot
Packaging Subversion, Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion

Sacristy Rat 

A term used especially in the Catholic and Episcopal Churches to describe an unordained individual so devoted to his Church that he is seldom seen to leave. He can often be observed meticulously arranging the fair linens, compulsively rearranging the altar candles in descending order of height, and maintaining the integrity of the reserve sacrament at all hours of the night. Outside of their eccleastical duties, Sacristy rats have a reputation for being heavy drinkers, particularly in the Episcopal Church.
"Look, Richard's rearranging the linens again. He just did that a few minutes ago."
"Dude's a Sacristy Rat, yo."
Sacristy Rat by HomerosSimpson August 24, 2013

Sacrotta 

When you place a syringe inside you testicle and suck out a gel like substance. This can be down to yourself or someone else. You can then stick the syringe onto to someone else.
"Dude! you just got Sacrottaed lol."
Sacrotta by SacrottaMan July 5, 2009

Sacriston 

The worst place in the world to live, commenly known as 'smackriston',
person 1: were do you live?
person 2: Sacriston...
person 1: noo, not smackriston
Sacriston by CrunkKid November 25, 2009

sarostitute 

A young, supple sorority girl seeking penis. Usually in her mouth.
Look at Sarah GO! One day she will make a fine sarostitute.
sarostitute by usclone June 15, 2011