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Sacriston 

The worst place in the world to live, commenly known as 'smackriston',
person 1: were do you live?
person 2: Sacriston...
person 1: noo, not smackriston
Sacriston by CrunkKid November 25, 2009
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sacrimony 

ceremony and sacrifice

An act of offering something precious or killing of a victim without intrinsic purpose.

Something offered in sacrifice of acts performed as prescribed by ritual or custom.

Destruction or surrender of something for the sake of a formal gesture or act of courtesy.
All the towns people are going to the sacrimony for the killing of the flesh. After that there is fun to be had.

People's overall enjoyment of a live killing.
sacrimony by Addict_242 October 5, 2009

Sacristy Rat 

A term used especially in the Catholic and Episcopal Churches to describe an unordained individual so devoted to his Church that he is seldom seen to leave. He can often be observed meticulously arranging the fair linens, compulsively rearranging the altar candles in descending order of height, and maintaining the integrity of the reserve sacrament at all hours of the night. Outside of their eccleastical duties, Sacristy rats have a reputation for being heavy drinkers, particularly in the Episcopal Church.
"Look, Richard's rearranging the linens again. He just did that a few minutes ago."
"Dude's a Sacristy Rat, yo."
Sacristy Rat by HomerosSimpson August 24, 2013

Sarcastonian 

The language spoken by sarcastic people.
Some quotes by those speaking fluent Sarcastonian:
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." - Groucho Marx
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific." - Lily Tomlin
"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain

sacritoreum 

A place where a person or group of people can go, in modern London, to sacrifice an animal for religious purposes, to avoid criticism and protest from the masses.
Hey, Bob, are you going to the sacritoreum next Saturday? There'll be a huge sheep sacrifice, and I'm really excited!
sacritoreum by Courtenay Soleil April 2, 2008

Sacrimonial 

A mix mash of sacrificial and ceremonial
He had a sacrimonial burning of his work uniform to release him from the demons created by it
Sacrimonial by SullyGSXR April 20, 2022

scrision 

(ska-riz'-shun) a decision made from a scramotion.
see, 'scramotion'
It was the worst scrision made in his college years.
scrision by KBrass42 January 8, 2010
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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