Sacriston

The worst place in the world to live, commenly known as 'smackriston',

person 1: were do you live?
person 2: Sacriston...
person 1: noo, not smackriston

by CrunkKid November 25, 2009

sacrimony

ceremony and sacrifice

An act of offering something precious or killing of a victim without intrinsic purpose.

Something offered in sacrifice of acts performed as prescribed by ritual or custom.

Destruction or surrender of something for the sake of a formal gesture or act of courtesy.

All the towns people are going to the sacrimony for the killing of the flesh. After that there is fun to be had.

People's overall enjoyment of a live killing.

by Addict_242 October 5, 2009

Sacristy Rat

A term used especially in the Catholic and Episcopal Churches to describe an unordained individual so devoted to his Church that he is seldom seen to leave. He can often be observed meticulously arranging the fair linens, compulsively rearranging the altar candles in descending order of height, and maintaining the integrity of the reserve sacrament at all hours of the night. Outside of their eccleastical duties, Sacristy rats have a reputation for being heavy drinkers, particularly in the Episcopal Church.

"Look, Richard's rearranging the linens again. He just did that a few minutes ago."
"Dude's a Sacristy Rat, yo."

by HomerosSimpson August 24, 2013

Sarcastonian

The language spoken by sarcastic people.

Some quotes by those speaking fluent Sarcastonian:
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." - Groucho Marx
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific." - Lily Tomlin
"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain

by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough March 25, 2019

sacritoreum

A place where a person or group of people can go, in modern London, to sacrifice an animal for religious purposes, to avoid criticism and protest from the masses.

Hey, Bob, are you going to the sacritoreum next Saturday? There'll be a huge sheep sacrifice, and I'm really excited!

by Courtenay Soleil April 2, 2008

Sacrimonial

A mix mash of sacrificial and ceremonial

He had a sacrimonial burning of his work uniform to release him from the demons created by it

by SullyGSXR April 20, 2022

scrision

(ska-riz'-shun) a decision made from a scramotion.
see, 'scramotion'

It was the worst scrision made in his college years.

by KBrass42 January 8, 2010